Benny Bones
Miriam BooshI poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Jeff Forcier@Miriamm 😩👍
Jess@Miriamm distilleries HATE this one simple trick
Clive Thompson
Bodhipaksa@Miriamm Don't you have √beer?
molosovsky 🐿✊💗@Miriamm MY BRAIN HURTS!
Jerome (He/Him)
Rylie Stargazer 🏳️⚧️@Miriamm absolute beer
aethervision@Miriamm Little known fact about root beer is you can change its gravitic buoyancy by adding a sucrose lactic acid mix held in a low temperature slurry.
piofthings
smells of bikes@Miriamm kinda wondering about pouring beer in a square glass and getting, what, BeeeeR?
David Nash@smellsofbikes @Miriamm It’d be beerbeer, or bbeeeerr, or any of a few other combos (multiplication being commutative and all that)
dcbaok@Miriamm good, yes
Michael Tea@Miriamm Hehehehe. 😜
@Miriamm The square glass did *not* want to have root beer poured into it, and is insulting you and anyone else in sight. It is a root mean square.
Aaron
Phil Rees@Miriamm My beer went flat. I'd poured it on the floor.
miridescent@Miriamm oh my god, grandad joke just landed 😂😂😂 seriously tho, keep em coming
Jay Little@Miriamm This is hilarious and brilliant - love it!
maya_b 🇨🇦@Miriamm as long as it doesn't have an imaginary component
Gary 
@Miriamm
If you will allow me, I would like to cosine your post, or is that going too far off on a tangent?
If you will allow me, I would like to cosine your post, or is that going too far off on a tangent?
@garygouldsberry @Miriamm When you take it this far it's a sin.
Brian Stafford@Miriamm In case you missed it, the Ignobel Prize for Physics 2002:
PHYSICS: Arnd Leike of the University of Munich, for demonstrating that beer froth obeys the mathematical Law of Exponential Decay.
[REFERENCE: “Demonstration of the Exponential Decay Law Using Beer Froth,” Arnd Leike, European Journal of Physics, vol. 23, January 2002, pp. 21-26.]
https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/23/1/304
Sashin
Zorro Notorious MEB 😡@Miriamm I see what you did there.
Michelle-Tessiah@Miriamm sorry is this a maths joke that I am too dumb to understand lol.
Jonathan Mull
Josh@Miriamm This may be the best thing posted on the internet in the last I can't even remember how long.
Martin Du4@Miriamm Wow!!! I had to read that 5 times to understand. Well played...
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@Miriamm What happens if you pour it into a glass shaped like a cube?
Matt TearleYou have beer that you … absolutely value. (In principal, at least.)
These jokes are getting more and more complex.
Limey_Tank@Miriamm This joke made me very sad.
Paul Levinson
naught101@Miriamm Possibly even cube root beer?
my hat is off
Twinscales@Miriamm OMG that made me almost spit my drink out. 😂
Stargeezer Smith@Miriamm
I had to think about that for a bit, and I have a math major. Then again, I'm old.
I had to think about that for a bit, and I have a math major. Then again, I'm old.
lonely extrovert@Miriamm i literally snorted.
spv@Miriamm no, you have sqrt(beer)*(glass^2) which is not guaranteed to equal beer
Tucker Lieberman@Miriamm I poured wine in a normal glass with dinner. Now I vibe with this joke.🍷
Runsinthewind@Miriamm " half 🍂 or full "
Jeffrey Vaillant@Miriamm You are too funny😀
Asiny@Miriamm hahaha!
TRNottommy
kinyutaka
Mike@Miriamm So is there pie?
PsySal@Miriamm oh my god haha
PhilSalkie@Miriamm
Of course, when you pour root beer _out_ of a square glass, you also get beer.
That seems to violate the first law of thermerdomamisc, but Iv had somany beers now idunno whaf
Of course, when you pour root beer _out_ of a square glass, you also get beer.
That seems to violate the first law of thermerdomamisc, but Iv had somany beers now idunno whaf
BretCahillYou cannot rationalize the square root of beer.
Brian Buck 🇺🇦@Miriamm nerdy math dad joke people are the best.
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@hosford42 @Miriamm only half powerful, sadly
PypeBros@Miriamm you also have the constraint that beer is always positive.
Doctor Memory@Miriamm @kittylyst I want you both to know that I gleefully shared this with my daughter and she rolled her eyes and said “please stop, dad.” 🤣
Loïc Denuzière@Miriamm
But what about the ice cubes?
But what about the ice cubes?