I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.

@Miriamm In case you missed it, the Ignobel Prize for Physics 2002:

PHYSICS: Arnd Leike of the University of Munich, for demonstrating that beer froth obeys the mathematical Law of Exponential Decay.

[REFERENCE: “Demonstration of the Exponential Decay Law Using Beer Froth,” Arnd Leike, European Journal of Physics, vol. 23, January 2002, pp. 21-26.]

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0143-0807/23/1/304

Demonstration of the exponential decay law using beer froth - IOPscience