I am begging Apple PR to understand that absolutely nobody is insane enough to put a fucking iMac on a kitchen island while you are cooking. end the madness
@sdw I just made the same comment to my wife
@sdw “Apple execs asked their personal chefs if it would be ok to add an iMac to the kitchen island and 100% said absolutely”
@jimray @sdw The real pros over there probably use the iMac as the cutting board
@sdw The house we live in now, its previous owner had exactly this setup with an iMac on the kitchen counter.
@sdw it’s actually the new HomePod w/ display the rumor sites keep chirping about!
@sdw They should be cooking with a MacBook Air.
@sdw Maybe it's a temporary move. Then again, they should have just bought an iPad.
@sdw @Gargron how sure are when people are taking them to Starbucks?
@Sonikku @sdw @Gargron iMac is the 21 Century Apple Luggable.
@sdw Does this mean they've finally added a touch screen to the iMac?
@sdw I usually print out my recipes.😆
@sdw It could lead to an expensive misunderstanding if a recipe calls for you to "slice the Apple in two"
@sdw nah, the most outrageous staging is the MacBook Pro connected to 4 massive studio displays and then someone using the Mac’s trackpad and keyboard.
@dordio @sdw yes, that’s more like it.
@dordio @sdw What can I say, I like the built-in keyboard and trackpad 🤷 though I've only done that with two external displays (so far) 🌚
@dordio @sdw And the basketball coach designing a PowerPoint holding the 16” laptop in one hand while playing basketball at the same time
@sdw But you can put your recipes on it.

@0x575446 @sdw this ad hits the trifecta the product is hideous, the company is now irrelevant, and the ad is terribly sexist.

What a find!

@sdw i really like how much "kitchen computer" is very clearly a piece of imagery one marketing person really really enjoys
@sdw @Gargron just hunch of a propped up phone like everyone else!
@sdw Apple marketing rn
@sdw
You have absolutely no idea what I’ve seen in the kitchen of my son, who is a student 😂
@sdw I'm more curious about the 1-pound portions of pasta behind her.
@sdw this is absolutely happening. I’m curious why you think it wouldn’t be? Seems like Apple is just attempting to capitalize on the shrinking sqft of homes, and make it more common place to have an iMac in your kitchen. It’s a lot easier to read and/or watch than a iPad tbh.

@sdw

Have you met the average American? Never, ever doubt their penchant for complete idiocy under any circumstances.

@sdw C'mon. You can Facetime the grandkids while cutting something with an extremely sharp knife.
@sdw but how would you be able to play Myst while waiting for the dough to rise?
@sdw @Gargron “…. and thats how I lost my finger when my partner dropped the knife and took out my pinky-shift finger!”
@sdw - But it’s so thin, you could chop your onions with it! Courage!
@sdw @siracusa Even one at our dining table, which I've done several times, is easily in the splash zone!
@sdw when I was in freelance design and couldn't afford a laptop I would bring my iMac to meetings buckled in to my back seat.
@sdw i have no problem with it.
@sdw look at the ingredients they have out. i am completely willing to believe these people simply do not cook with oil of any kind
@sdw tbh it would be a great machine for cooking streams. Takes up very little space and powerful enough to drive multiple cams 🤔 dafinitely bets my intel nuclear vesa mounted to an old 1080p display 🫣
@sdw
Those of us who
struggle with the whole cooking thing routinely do bizarre things like putting their laptop next to the cutting board next to the stove. Same with the iPad…. They provide answers to the inevitable “how do I” questions…. And sometimes it comes out not bad - never truly good, but not bad. So maybe not the desktop but the laptop for sure.
@sdw I have multiple friends’ parents who do indeed have iMacs in their kitchens
@sdw the longer I stare at it the more questions I have
@sdw How True...Oh Lord...
@sdw @siracusa in apple's defense she's using her imac at her desk, the kitchen image is from Vision Pro's 3D facetime though.
@sdw
The cook can't even see it... What are they thinking?
@sdw @siracusa Let’s get realistic: iPad jankily propped up between the cutting board and a salt container.

@sdw what in the Christ is the lighting doing in that scene?!?

Looks very underlit for tasks, and there are weird hotspots on the noodles in the background. Even before the pasted-in iMac look. This looks terrible.

@sdw I used to do this. It was a much smaller counter though. It was awesome. I had all my recipes right there and could watch movies or do stuff while I made food for 4.

@sdw ARE THERE TWO PLATES OF COOKED SPAGHETTI NOODLES BEHIND HER?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

@sdw Tomato sauce wipes right off the new iMac screens
@sdw @Gargron yeah but once I saw a guy using a 27” iMac in a Starbucks so this actually looks sane compared to that
@sdw Yeah but my iPad is absolutely covered in food stains.
@sdw How to say you're not updating the iPad without saying that you're not updating the iPad.
@sdw I thought this was weird too.
@sdw Except that you would be so wrong. The public is insanely easy to lead. My sister and I owned several clothing stores years ago & about once every two or three months we would put together an outfit that no sane human should wear. We’d put it in the window and wait for the inevitable, praise and purchase. LoL We weren’t monsters we actually would modify it so it looked lovely on whoever picked it but it proved your point time and time again. People want to be led. #Humans
@sdw I find that not hard to believe at all? Computers go wherever they are needed. In my experience it’s mostly the professionals who think it should be on a desk.
@sdw Also should be safer than putting a MacBook there which we do all the time?
@sdw I don't know, I saw someone bring an iMac in to do work from a cafe in Bristol once. Also saw someone carrying an iMac through airport security as hand luggage one time 😅
@sdw
Why not....?
And as a base for cutting we use the new iPad 😂
@sdw somebody good with Photoshop should put Pro Display XDR and Mac Pro in there…