Never forget.

The single greatest Twitter exchange of all time.

Of.

All.

Time.

@Daojoan this is remarkable yet also not surprising at the same time ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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He was overcome by the sight of nipples on the sculpture.

@Daojoan One of the things I particularly like about it is the relative understatement of the correction compared to how hyperbolic the original comments are :)
@patrizia @Daojoan "dork ass losers" is so mildly, devastatingly accurate. They are not important people, they are small insignificant men. The dismissivness of the insult was so absolutely pitch perfect. Delicious.
@reneestephen @patrizia @Daojoan
And, can I just add, "platonic solid snake" is just a great name to dunk with here when these men are smitten with a statue and want to infer a relationship to it that doesn't exist
@RnDanger @reneestephen @patrizia @Daojoan the statue is amazing but it's like a reflection of what white, hetero men think is perfection and isn't reality?
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The Dark Triad Man. That says it all.
@Daojoan @8petros well, that sculpture IS magnificent.

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I remember it well. Thank you for bringing it here for new audiences to behold.

@Daojoan Well, it is true, men of the west go stealing stuff from others. :)
@Daojoan it is because of this legendary post that I started referring to this particular type of men as dork ass losers
@Daojoan very beautiful sculpture, does anyone know the name of the artist?
@roipoussiere I believe it's Luo Li Rong.
@roipoussiere @Daojoan it's in the alt text of the fourth image (thanks for the alt text btw!)
@Daojoan burned into my brain and also a lesson that I've taught my sons to push back on the idea that only men achieve greatness.
@Daojoan i hadnโ€™t thought about Dork Tryhard Man in a minute what a champ
@Daojoan โ€œNone that come to mindโ€ - like he somberly reflected on his vast sums of knowledge in the field. All thatโ€™s missing is these two swirling some cognacs in a pair of oversized club chairs. ๐Ÿ˜†
@Daojoan wow the colored version is gorgeous.
@Daojoan other works of the same artist can be found on Pinterest 
https://www.pinterest.fr/search/pins/?q=Luo%20Li%20Rong
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@Daojoan It really, really is, lol
@Daojoan @bstacey I like how their handles are RationalMale and DarkTriadMan unironically.
@kinoko @Daojoan ๐ŸŽถ rational male, rational male / doing the things like a rational whale / what's he like? it's not important / rational male ๐ŸŽถ

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Funny, because I'm pretty sure men fought and died for Cleopatra and Catherine the Great, and they probably had decent racks and nice titties, too.

Also, I thought Western conservatives didn't like women showing off nips and boobies, right?

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Priceless. The exchange. The sculpture, especially being able to evoke transparency in bronze, is beyond amazing. That should be in the dictionary under the word "Skill."
@Daojoan double or nothing; is it queer-eye or not? Shame nobody dragged him some more.
@Daojoan You couldn't pack another molecule of shit into that man.
@Daojoan i had so much petty enjoyment from that one โ€ฆ it filled my petty quota for 2 months
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And all of this will be lost to time because the juvenile in charge won't pay for maintenance.
@Daojoan So this is great, but can we appreciate for a moment how cool it is that statues like this are still being made? I saw people on Tumblr marvelling at some old Rennaisance sculpture where a sheet looked transparent, and I just think it's awesome we can just ask artists like this lady how they do it. How wonderful is that?
@Daojoan So good. As my wife said: โ€œMen are so stupid.โ€

@Daojoan @clive This is what men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for.

Twinks.

@erispoe @Daojoan @clive
Even this bugs me a bit. Real analysis of past wars give a variety of motivations to all. People of the West fight but so do those of the East, South and North. Women fight too. They fight for land, food, wealth, security, and ideology. No doubt some fight for beauty and youth but it s also often those tossed to the cannons.

@Daojoan I was just thinking about this very thing over the weekend. I have the screen grabs of it saved, because it must never be lost.

Also have screengrabs of a couple of my other favourite absolute corkers.

@beecycling @Daojoan ๐Ÿ˜† Terry Robinson is gonna have a tough time getting a cup of tea with that attitude

@Daojoan Musk isnโ€™t European:)

Also that is one amazing piece of art. Itโ€™s my kind of art, stuff that looks like stuff I know what it is. But I think everyone should enjoy the art they like.

But I do wonder what kind of flute that is. Iโ€™m not well versed enough to pick them out by just looking.

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Twitter did have it's fun times.

@Daojoan I was just about to make some witty comment about the foolishness of the Russian web brigades, but then I googled this Ivan person and to my amazement, he seems to be an actual, walking person who even sells books based on such opinions. My god, men are desperate in this time and age.
@Daojoan Just now realizing that Mr. Wrong adopts the name, "Dark Triad Man". #Lololol

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and it's not gonna happen on a fedi where conservative and progressive servers don't federate with each other.

@Daojoan new to me. In hysterics ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Daojoan I remember this. It can be hard to fathom how much of an idiot someone can be.