I'm very sorry to have to interrupt your scrolling with this news, but I regret to inform you that my wife has just been quite mean to me

I will not be taking any questions and ask that you please respect my privacy at this difficult time

I don’t actually believe that this means Trump won. The momentum he is already seeking to capitalise on but it doesn’t mean *new* ppl will wanna vote for him after this. It def mean his existing base will get more extreme and I think assassinations of democrats will get more likely regardless of who wins, and maybe especially if he loses.

But that camp will wanna push for the belief that Trump is inevitable as the next president and he just is not.

[500 years in the future]
"Why did this animal go extinct?"

Museum guide:
It wasn’t cute enough

"What about this one?"

Museum guide:
Too cute for its own good