Edythe KirkSep 4, 2023
Richard Littler
I went to see my doctor this morning and told him I was concerned about becoming infected with the 'woke mind virus.'
He told me that WMV is difficult to detect with medical tests because it doesn't exist. Then he slapped me in the face, told me to grow up, and advised me to stop gorging myself on demonstrably untrue conspiracy theories disseminated by people with the intellects of gherkins.
#wokemindvirus #elonmusk
Sep 4, 2023 at 8:00amWeb
Show threadCTDSep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler [checks in his underground lab complex to see if his radiated gherkins have achieved sentience yet]
Show threadColman ReillySep 4, 2023
@CTD @Richard_Littler they wouldn’t need to achieve sentience to be deeply offended and hurt by Richard’s comparison.
Show threadPatrick H. LaukeSep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler so anti-WMV vaccines and facemasks don't help?
Show threadCanadian CurmudgeonSep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler
But they're not "theories." That makes them sound like there's some research, some science behind them. They're not even hypothoses: simply conspiracy codswallop. Notions, piffle, whims, rarebit dreams. But not theories.
Show threadpejacobySep 4, 2023

@CdnCurmudgeon @Richard_Littler I yearn for the day when the national news reports mention “new conspiracy codswallop amplified by Proud Boys leader…”

That would be beautiful 😢

Show threadGed|NetSep 4, 2023

@Richard_Littler

I bet that cleared it right up. A gentle slap always helps and is often free.

Show threadFor Pete's SakeSep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler Wasn't "Woke Mind Virus" one of the levels on the Plague Inc game?? ;)
Show threadJohn Caveney woke is me🛠️Sep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler your doctor is OK! 😂😂😂
Show threadzenkatSep 4, 2023
@Richard_Littler "I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! A toxic reactionary pickle!"
Show threadSam Livingston-GraySep 5, 2023
@Richard_Littler if WMV were real, "I don't know how to explain to you why you should care about other people" wouldn't be a meme.
Show threadGlennSep 5, 2023
@Richard_Littler You are being very unfair to gherkins.
Show threadjebelkrongSep 5, 2023
@glennsills @Richard_Littler scrolled through the replies to say the same. Don’t put my gherkins in the same sentence plz…lol