I went to see my doctor this morning and told him I was concerned about becoming infected with the 'woke mind virus.'
He told me that WMV is difficult to detect with medical tests because it doesn't exist. Then he slapped me in the face, told me to grow up, and advised me to stop gorging myself on demonstrably untrue conspiracy theories disseminated by people with the intellects of gherkins.
#wokemindvirus #elonmusk
@Richard_Littler [checks in his underground lab complex to see if his radiated gherkins have achieved sentience yet]
@CTD @Richard_Littler they wouldn’t need to achieve sentience to be deeply offended and hurt by Richard’s comparison.
@Richard_Littler so anti-WMV vaccines and facemasks don't help?
@Richard_Littler
But they're not "theories." That makes them sound like there's some research, some science behind them. They're not even hypothoses: simply conspiracy codswallop. Notions, piffle, whims, rarebit dreams. But not theories.

@CdnCurmudgeon @Richard_Littler I yearn for the day when the national news reports mention “new conspiracy codswallop amplified by Proud Boys leader…”

That would be beautiful 😢

@Richard_Littler

I bet that cleared it right up. A gentle slap always helps and is often free.

@Richard_Littler Wasn't "Woke Mind Virus" one of the levels on the Plague Inc game?? ;)
@Richard_Littler "I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! A toxic reactionary pickle!"
@Richard_Littler if WMV were real, "I don't know how to explain to you why you should care about other people" wouldn't be a meme.
@Richard_Littler You are being very unfair to gherkins.
@glennsills @Richard_Littler scrolled through the replies to say the same. Don’t put my gherkins in the same sentence plz…lol