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Mike Says NoMick is 80. Mitch is 81. It’s time we acknowledge the benefits of sex, drugs and rock and roll.
Mr. Completely@lizardllama imperial level toot
jforAlt text: split image - on the left Mick Jagger at 80 years of age looking smashing, on the right is a US politician called Mitch something, 81 years old, with saggy chin and saggy all, and an expression of nothingness
Sensible Crone@lizardllama Biden younger than both!
Tom Harrington@lizardllama @deirdresm Ian Dury tried to tell us
Tony Fisk@lizardllama I think this was when Mitch had a 'senior' moment a couple of weeks ago. Come to think of it, has he been wheeled out since?
(and I think Mick's back just went...)
Dan Shick@lizardllama or just the downsides of hate and fascism
lnxgeek@lizardllama What makes you think they both haven't done just that 🤣🤣🤣
Ernst Greiner 🇪🇺What a difference a year makes…
Zlasha@ernstgreiner @lizardllama … 12504 little hours
The Gang What a difference a year makes
Maarten Pelgrim@lizardllama loving Mick's outfit:)
mivox is exhausted 
@lizardllama @the_Effekt At least make sure anti-putrefaction services are included when you hire your necromancer.
martin lentink 🇪🇺 🇺🇦📎@lizardllama Mitch most likely doesn't even know who Mick is...
Dud: 60 Not Out
Kévin ⏚@martinlentink @lizardllama Mitch barely knows the end of his sentence it seems
Els Jonker@lizardllama and of running!
katch wreck@lizardllama hence the phrase, "resting mitch face" jk
andreas, der tapfereSo sorry to spoil the punchline, but here's an interview with Mick Jagger a couple of years ago:
"The 69-year-old swears by ballet to help his balance, and also studies yoga and pilates. His routine also includes running eight miles a day, swimming, kickboxing and cycling."
"I train five or six days a week, but I don't go crazy."
Moderation. Moderation is Micks secret. 😂
Siderea, Sibylla Bostoniensishttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Jagger : "Sir Michael Philip Jagger (born 26 July 1943)"
Dude turned 80 last month.
life mask (jeff)
The Boobook@lizardllama
Paul McCartney is 81 as well. Maybe it is a life lived in toxic politics and eating meat that does the damage?
@luisabatista
Paul McCartney is 81 as well. Maybe it is a life lived in toxic politics and eating meat that does the damage?
@luisabatista
Gatekeeper..@lizardllama
It's only Rock N Roll and I like it, I like it, yes I do!
It's only Rock N Roll and I like it, I like it, yes I do!
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@lizardllama This wins Mastodon today.
Menno Voorwinde@lizardllama Keith would be a better example then 'health freak' Mick Jogger.
1ll173r47@lizardllama I bet the only drug Mitch has ever taken is alcohol. That’s why he looks puffy. While Mick has taken every drug that suppresses his appetite.
🦊 🍸Faux around & find out⚠️🏴@lizardllama - And that politics is bad for your health, causes premature grey hair and results in bad decision making. Don’t let your kids into politics, light up a bong for them instead…
mmu_man@lizardllama et la chirurgie esthétique ?
Sjaak K. 🇳🇱🇪🇺🍋@lizardllama
And a lot of their colleagues will for ever be 27.
An ideal age, so how’s that for benefits?!
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And a lot of their colleagues will for ever be 27.
An ideal age, so how’s that for benefits?!
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Greg Stolze@lizardllama IF your drugs are pure. I know a nurse anesthetist who has argued for decades that The Rolling Stones prove this.
Hugh Ferguson@GregStolze @lizardllama I guess Brian Jones' drugs were not as pure as the rest of the band's
@lizardllama Don't even MENTION "Keef"!
John Blair@lizardllama Now do it again, but with Keith Richards :P
Sharon@lizardllama Also the affects of being an active, happy man vs. a sedentary, miserable man. Being evil really wears on you.
@lizardllama
Either that or you REALLY go down hill fast when you hit 81
Either that or you REALLY go down hill fast when you hit 81
AutistiCritic@lizardllama Also the benefits of not being a hypocritical Republican gobshite. 🤔
hlw 🇪🇺🐘@lizardllama Musik erhält fit und jung.
Beeindruckend, wie Mick Jagger mit 80 noch über die Bühne fegt.
Die Stones sind sowieso etwas ganz besonderes.
Beeindruckend, wie Mick Jagger mit 80 noch über die Bühne fegt.
Die Stones sind sowieso etwas ganz besonderes.
hapbt@lizardllama mick has molested an untold number of underage women and hung out with jeff epstein, but he had a hit album so, hey, it's ok right?
https://sainttwenty.com/2023/01/23/mick-jagger-and-epsteins-black-book/
Mick Jagger And Epstein’s Black Book
Mick Jagger And Epstein’s Black Book - SAINT TWENTY
Mick Jagger was in Jeff Epstein’s black book for a reason. After dating him, from experience I know he’s not an ignorant person. In fact even in old age he’s extremely sharp, prescient and has been a powerful witch. He’s not pretending to be anything else, from coven photos with the band (read The Stones…
paul*white supremacist
RealGravitas -Citizen Saboteur
Alexander Shendi@alexshendi one day, all that’ll be left are the cockroaches and Keef. Everyone knows that.
The chick called@lizardllama They are alive. And they doing things.
Fuck Body and Age Shaming!
Fuck Body and Age Shaming!
Dieter Mueller (Klarname) 5*💉@lizardllama What did Mitch look like when he was 80? Like Keith? 😎
Mikel Forcada EA5IYL / N7EES
saud@lizardllama Mick? Yo, Keith Richards is still alive. But on the dark side, Henry Kissinger is still alive, and he’s a whole 20 years older than Mick and Keith 🤷♂️
Beto Dealmeida@lizardllama brave of you to assume Mitch doesn't do drugs.
@beto trafficking isn’t the same.
Mysturji@lizardllama
And Ringo is 83.
And Ringo is 83.
WndlB@lizardllama @brouhaha They are both reputed to be big on coke, if you know what I mean and I think you do: "Cocaine Mitch"
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@wndlb @lizardllama Things go better with Coke.
OtherRetroMatt@lizardllama Although those things are important, Mitch has no soul.
Klarname@lizardllama who is Mitch?
Mike Bayer@lizardllama Mick looks like he weighs no more than 110 pounds
if it is indeed veganism and yoga and not "chain smoking instead of eating", well them I'm impressed
@lizardllama Moscow Mitch is worried about his ties with Putin and Oleg Deripaska.
JeremyJupiterJones 
@lizardllama To be fair to Mitch McConnell eventually vindictive hatred becomes self consuming.
fmacskasy@lizardllama - Hell yeah!!!
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Joel Stocksdale@lizardllama I'd also like to think that there's a sort of Sith Lord thing going on where as you're more deeply corrupted by the evil you're perpetuating, it starts to take its toll on you physically. But that's probably wishful thinking.
Sascha Niedrig@lizardllama I like best the leading and holding hand of a strong woman on Mitch's arm... 🤣