Taylor LorenzSan Franciscans Are Having Sex in Robotaxis https://sfstandard.com/2023/08/11/san-francisco-robotaxi-cruise-debauchery/
Ben Cotton (he/him)@taylorlorenz my dad was born in a taxi. My grandkids will be conceived in one. Progress?
Nonya Bidniss@taylorlorenz Well of course they are
Steve ☕️🥋🌯@taylorlorenz This is basically why we would have robotaxis
Aaron@realDannyDorko @taylorlorenz Now you can double-time it while you're two-timing it.
Renee DiResta@taylorlorenz but not the Waymos. This is a key detail.
Sam Nabi@Noupside @taylorlorenz They call it Cruise for a reason
Jimbo@taylorlorenz Today in unsurprising news.
Secret Squirrel@taylorlorenz Sort of kills the exhibitionism angle.
Coles Street Pothole@taylorlorenz That's nothing. I was walking through DC and went past a couple just hitting it doggy style in a convertible parked along 19th St. NE, and it was only 9:30 PM.
(moved)Galbinus Caeli 🌯@ColesStreetPothole @taylorlorenz did you say "Hello Senator!"?
Chris Williams@SkipHuffman @ColesStreetPothole @taylorlorenz
Oh come on, be fair! You should have said "Hey Congressman!" Most of the senators have enough grift going on that they can afford a hotel room, it's the members of the House of Representatives that have to raw dog it in a convertible.
Oh come on, be fair! You should have said "Hey Congressman!" Most of the senators have enough grift going on that they can afford a hotel room, it's the members of the House of Representatives that have to raw dog it in a convertible.
Ole Dirty Rice 
@taylorlorenz It’s the cheapest room in San Francisco.
securityskeptic 
@taylorlorenz
Slow news day?
How can this be news when having sex in jets, trains, taxis, ubers, or limos are past things?
Ben Butler
A.J.@taylorlorenz Are we really surprised?
Ryan Finnie
Matthew Martin@foo @taylorlorenz You implying that he and him did the you know you know?
GenghisKhan@taylorlorenz that's hilarious!
Robert M
James M.@taylorlorenz shocking no one. :)
ProIsh@taylorlorenz I mean ---- Probably....
Pyranose@taylorlorenz
My brain omitted the “San” and I was thinking that we don’t have monks like they used to.
My brain omitted the “San” and I was thinking that we don’t have monks like they used to.
Romolo S.@taylorlorenz I think those cars have cameras inside. Just saying…
Darren du Nord@rosorrentino @taylorlorenz that just makes it more exciting.
@taylorlorenz Great suggestion. :)
Penguin@taylorlorenz @tchambers It’s cheaper than a hotel. But they might have to change their destination to someplace further away 🙂
AlexanderMars@taylorlorenz this is just pearl clutching nonsense, it would actually be surprising if no one was having sex or doing drugs in them. In SF I have witnessed people doing drugs and having sex simultaneously in a bus shelter a block from city hall.
Michael Wyman@taylorlorenz the image in that article being a computer generated image is the icing on that cake.
Happy Valentine@taylorlorenz I mean - why not?
RodneyPetersonTalentAgency“You’re in a Johnny Cab. Literally. Johnny Cabs are only meant for Johns and hookers.”
Later:
“We hope you enjoyed your rides! That will be 20 credits”
“Sue me dickhead”
Kevin Karhan 
@taylorlorenz why not?
It's definitely more wholesome than snorting cocaine, which is something that really pisses off taxi drivers in Frankfurt am Main...
Nilbog@taylorlorenz No I am not I can afford human taxis.
TurboDumpster16@taylorlorenz getting into a robo taxi and seeing the stains on the backseats
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥
Smellbringer@taylorlorenz Sounds like a good reason to have robotaxi.
fracturedether@taylorlorenz like a sequel to a JG Ballard novel
Mercurius Goldstein@taylorlorenz
That old Tony Bennett (RIP) song needs an update.
That old Tony Bennett (RIP) song needs an update.
Cat West@taylorlorenz San Franciscans have sex anywhere and everywhere.
Yuri Vorontsov@taylorlorenz what’s wrong with that?
Richard Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA should be updated, to include robotaxis, eventually.
Salt N Pepa - Let'S Talk About Sex (The Original)
Sören@taylorlorenz TIL passengers(!) are prohibited from drinking in a car, in CA 🤔
Wandering Star@taylorlorenz This is the only rationale I really accept for robotaxis.
Anais RimMore sexy to them!
okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin@taylorlorenz
Robotaxi aka rub-tub
Robotaxi aka rub-tub
Cyber Yuki