Ryan Gosling as geese.

A thread.

@Pandamoanimum
🥥 But, but, Ryan's a #gosling not a goose.
If anything, he should be depicted by a #gander for symmetry.
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@JStatePost @Pandamoanimum gender shmender, who cares for such nit-pickery in the third millennium?!
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It's about contemporary ideas about gender.
We'll call it Gender Shmender!
My skillz lie in being an empresario, so we'll need to find some talent to write the book and the score.
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I keed, I keed. 🥥
@Pandamoanimum Bravo-I got goose bumps looking at this.
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@Pandamoanimum
These are great! Can you do Ryan Gosling as a gosling? #RyanGosling

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Captions for thread:

A series of photos of Ryan Gosling alongside photos of geese in similar poses with similar facial expressions.

Post 1: Smiling
Post 2: Craning neck to side
Post 3: Staring into space thoughtfully
Post 4: Waving arm / wing as a gesture of greeting
Post 5: Stupid smile with mouth open
Post 6: sticking tongue out
Post 7: Flapping arms/wings to both sides
Post 8: Face palm / face wing
Post 9: Holding hands / wings out in front with a threatening facial expression
Post 10: Wearing sunglasses staring off to one side (Ryan is dressed as Ken from barbie)

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Ce n'est pas très gentil... Mais je dois avouer que c'est drôle.😂
@Pandamoanimum Seriously, this is “Otters that look like Benedict Cumberbatch”-level genius.

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@stvfrnzl Best I got from Mini gpt4 was:
"The image shows a white goose with a black beak and a blue sky in the background. The goose is smiling and has a black mustache and beard. The goose’s eyes are blue and its feathers are white. The goose is standing on a grassy field with a few trees in the background. The image is clear and well-lit."
@stvfrnzl
Surprised it kinda understood when I asked:
Who’s face does the goose’s resemble?
"The goose’s face resembles that of a man with a black mustache and beard. The man’s face is smiling and has blue eyes. The man’s hair is black and styled in a side part. The man is wearing a blue shirt and a black jacket. The man’s facial features are similar to the goose’s, including the shape of the nose, the shape of the eyes, and the shape of the mouth."
@stvfrnzl
GPT, you're such a freaking buzzkill. Why must you take things so literally!
Does this goose look like Ryan Gosling?
"No, the goose in the image does not resemble Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling is a Canadian actor and musician known for his roles in films such as “The Notebook” and “Drive.” The goose in the image has a different appearance, with a white body, black beak, and blue eyes, while Ryan Gosling has a different physical appearance with dark hair and a different facial structure."