Mastodawn

Just remember, the reward for being good at work is mostly more work.

DRIVING A CAR
• expensive & boring
• bad for the environment

BURSTING INTO THOUSANDS OF BATS
• free & exciting
• environmentally friendly
• you will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies

Short rant.

Southwest Air has cancelled ~70% of its flights in an epic meltdown this holiday season.

Remember, Southwest took $3.7B in federal aid from 2020-21.

It’s CEO got a pay raise to a $9.1M package in 2022.

Yet Southwest employees are working 16 hour shifts & threatened w/termination if they refuse overtime or call in sick.

Socialism for the wealthy. Capitalism for workers.

Stop trusting billionaires. Start holding them accountable. And start protecting workers.

End Rant.

I'm at a really good place in my life right now (under several blankets)

I don't really use this, but I'm registering an account anyway, just in case this turns out to be the next big thing.

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

happy #Festivus everyone, i've got a lot of problems with you people and you're going to HEAR ABOUT IT

feats of strength to follow

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