Mint Spies has gone Beige

@MintSpies
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They tell me it's not a cult...
GungHo
Cake?Please
SyndromeImposter
Retirement planBaking by day; bari sax player in a smokey jazz club by night. Sleep's for the weak.
Is it bad that I really wish the majority of these socks were available? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/fashion-socks-for-middle-age
Fashion Socks for Middle Age

The Full-Frontal Pom-Pom Fun, playful, and an excellent reminder that it’s already time to schedule your annual mammogram. One size fits A to doub...

McSweeney's Internet Tendency
That says fifteen miles to the plove shack
There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And Haikus confused.

Duncan is taken aback

#cats

Here is a totally innocent cat who definitely didn’t steal my spot when I went to refill my cup of tea

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon

Holy shit, my wife just found this on the top of a container of collagen that we just bought from #Costco:
“By opening and using this product, you agree to be bound by our terms and conditions fully set forth at vitalproteins.com/tc, which include a mandatory arbitration agreement. If you do not agree to be bound, please return this product immediately.”

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

My #emfcamp talk is online! For anyone who has ever wondered what the heck I do all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_88citi2T8
How to Save a Life - EMF2024

YouTube
Become ungovernable
#Caturday
When you get into bed at night, it's as strangers. It takes the process of sleep to become simpatico with the bed environment and isn't until morning you fully inhabit the space and are at one with each other. This is why it's so unnatural to have to break the bond that's formed and get up.

Cat ownership.

I put my hand in the pocket of my trousers today looking for my mobile phone but instead felt something I didn't recognise. Slightly squidgy. Furry, perhaps. Warmer than I would expect. And took out a small mouse. Then dropped it in surprise before recapturing it and putting it safely outside!