| Gung | Ho |
| Cake? | Please |
| Syndrome | Imposter |
| Retirement plan | Baking by day; bari sax player in a smokey jazz club by night. Sleep's for the weak. |
Here is a totally innocent cat who definitely didn’t steal my spot when I went to refill my cup of tea
Holy shit, my wife just found this on the top of a container of collagen that we just bought from #Costco:
“By opening and using this product, you agree to be bound by our terms and conditions fully set forth at vitalproteins.com/tc, which include a mandatory arbitration agreement. If you do not agree to be bound, please return this product immediately.”
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Cat ownership.
I put my hand in the pocket of my trousers today looking for my mobile phone but instead felt something I didn't recognise. Slightly squidgy. Furry, perhaps. Warmer than I would expect. And took out a small mouse. Then dropped it in surprise before recapturing it and putting it safely outside!
The fact that this shag was *his idea* gave me pure, joyful permission to stop feeling like I had to be creative and sexy and instead lean in to enjoying the fruits of his own creative sexiness.
NEW blog: Classic Sex™
Majestic art by @stuart_cb
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