@lowqualityfacts now I'm worried about Harold.

@lowqualityfacts i am not harold

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This needs a just show the results option. i need to know how Harold is doing.

@lowqualityfacts I've never been more tempted to answer a poll

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Harold Jenkinson is the new Spartacus

@lowqualityfacts I'm Harold the 28th

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Oh, Harold, Harold. Wherefore art thou, Harold?

@lowqualityfacts How did neighbour Harold manage to submit 98 votes? Must be a total Mastodon addict to have so many accounts!

@lowqualityfacts for Harold

@lowqualityfacts I've just been informed I actually do not have a basement and I'm tugging at solid concrete, please be advised, your stuck basement door may actually be a mirage because you've done too much LSD

@lowqualityfacts @evilcookies98 Actually it's not the basement door, it's the microwave door and I can't heat up my freaking hot pocket.

@lowqualityfacts Will the real Harold Jenkinson please stand up?

@lowqualityfacts So far you have 251 neighbors named Harold Jenkinson. Must be a very common name where you live.

@lowqualityfacts Please open the door. I have been in here for 4 whole days and my wife Joan wont let me out. She's been acting...strangely. She forces me too listen to music at 1kbps, watch Barney at 144p and to eat terrible food like brussel sprouts. The low quality is getting to me and I don't know how much more I can take. So, once again, if you are reading this, PLEASE SEND HELP (of a good quality).

@lowqualityfacts @ned I’m Harold Jenkinson, and so’s my wife!

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@lowqualityfacts I hope Harold is alright.

@lowqualityfacts This is Harold. Please bring me a nice bottle of wine and assorted cheeses.

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will somebody help me with that bloody door?

Can't believe there's >400 people named Harold Jenkinson on Mastodon

@lowqualityfacts do you or Harold have cookies to share?

@lowqualityfacts this is ridiculous. I am very pro-ridiculous.

@lowqualityfacts My basement door is stuck but I'm doing well, thanks

@lowqualityfacts Oops, sorry. I thought you said Jerold Hendrickson.

@lowqualityfacts Man, didn't realize Harold was actually a Voltron of 539 people

@lowqualityfacts It appears that several of us did not follow your very clear instructions re who is allowed to vote in this poll.

@lowqualityfacts I'm Batman. You'll never know whether I'm Harold, or not. But I did answer your poll, so there's a clue.

@lowqualityfacts I always seem to catch Harold at a bad time.

@lowqualityfacts This is Patrick!

@lowqualityfacts I am inspired by Harold's ability to retain an inner core of "doing alright!" even in the face of imminent death behind a stuck basement door.

@lowqualityfacts Seriously. Did Harold ever give you an answer?

@lowqualityfacts how can you close this poll when Harold may still not be okay? Or did I miss something.