Harold, how are you doing today?

(Please do not respond to poll unless you are my next-door neighbor Harold Jenkinson, but please boost to make sure Harold sees this.)

Doing well, thanks.
23.3%
Basement door is stuck, send help.
76.7%
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@lowqualityfacts Please open the door. I have been in here for 4 whole days and my wife Joan wont let me out. She's been acting...strangely. She forces me too listen to music at 1kbps, watch Barney at 144p and to eat terrible food like brussel sprouts. The low quality is getting to me and I don't know how much more I can take. So, once again, if you are reading this, PLEASE SEND HELP (of a good quality).
@lowqualityfacts Oh no, she saw me, I need to post this image of Joan before sh