jasondotjson

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I have no idea what I'm doing
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.

2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.

it was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times

Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:

-screaming "STOLEN VALOR" at Revolutionary War reenactments.

-counting the number of leaves on a tree until I get bored, typically around the 2-3 range.

-editing the Muppets Wikipedia page to state that the Muppets were responsible for both starting and ending the Cold War.

-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.

I am not good at marketing my work because I'm hard-wired for novelty and marketing requires lots of repetition, because you never know how many invitations someone needs to buy your #ttrpg game about doomed cowboys.

Which is on sale for $5.

https://signalstation.itch.io/devil-aim-for-me

DEVIL, AIM FOR ME: A One-Shot for Trophy Dark by Michael Van Vleet

A Weird West incursion fueled by Trophy Dark

itch.io
"Fuck them boats"
Orca stencil poster spotted in Hartford, Connecticut!

I joined SAG in 1959, a member for 64 years.

In 1960, Ronald Reagan led the call for an actor’s strike. He riled up a meeting at the Hollywood Palladium shouting “Strike, strike, strike!”

I voted for the actors’ strike authorization this June and support the WGA.

We're in solidarity.

Elon blocks Threads on Teslas; drivers forced to use Twitter to live-tweet as Tesla Autopilot steers car into tree.
People are laughing at Twitter being down once again, but you try running a website with one hand and measuring your penis with the other.
I gave up over 67 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Selena Gomez.
M'aiq loves the people of mastodon. Many interesting things they toot to each other.