Harold, how are you doing today?

(Please do not respond to poll unless you are my next-door neighbor Harold Jenkinson, but please boost to make sure Harold sees this.)

Doing well, thanks.
23.3%
Basement door is stuck, send help.
76.7%
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@lowqualityfacts @evilcookies98 Actually it's not the basement door, it's the microwave door and I can't heat up my freaking hot pocket.