Stefan Otto
David Thomas JacksonWhile we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution...
Pablo Martini@DTJackson
it's a political con "Arise Sir Bollard" will be the next sign?
Tired and Angry@DTJackson I think they started their fight back quite a while ago 😬
I’ve seen those videos 😂
I’ve seen those videos 😂
PortabelloBelle🚚🇪🇺🏳️⚧️@DTJackson is that not a public order offence?
Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸The warning signs are taking over. In your pavements. Blocking your ways.
Nick@jbond @DTJackson Of course. This is UK cycling infrastructure summed up in one image.
myrmepropagandistThis sign reminds me of certain people I know ...
smartwatermelon 
Heather Wallace@jbond @DTJackson i always move these into the road when they're on pavement and cycle lanes. They're for the car users.
I like it. Small and random acts of civil disobedience. Like turning over copies of the Daily Mail in supermarkets to hide the 5 min hate on the front page. Or putting "please do not park here" stick-it notes on Police Cars.
I also have moved "Warning - Road Works" signs off the pavement and into the road.
@jbond @DTJackson not to mention when they're on pavements they're literally blocking the pavement. Hello, wheelchairs? Pushchairs? Fit people having to walk round them into the road?
Sabrina Web 
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Fifi Pottier@DTJackson I like u based on this alone! Never trust bollards!
Peter Jakobs ⛵@DTJackson aren't Bollards in reality just very thin Daleks?
Alex 🔧🔮🌎🪿
@pjakobs @DTJackson
They're first generation daleks. Only move in 1 axis (if they can move at all), but still formidable opponents
They're first generation daleks. Only move in 1 axis (if they can move at all), but still formidable opponents
Mitzi Szereto
TonyDF
Teri Yaki 🖌️🎹🚲💻@DTJackson Nasty little rascals!
Dym Sohin
Phil Thane ✅@DTJackson Why not? They're smarter than most of the current government.
Tobias Schächtelin
Fello Mello@DTJackson don't underestimate the baby-dalek
Bjørnar (he/him)@DTJackson I, for one, welcome our new cylindrical overlords!
Anthony Coates@DTJackson Never mind the bollards.
GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)@DTJackson Image description:
Photo of a street and a sign that reads “CAUTION! BOLLARDS WILL RISE”
Photo of a street and a sign that reads “CAUTION! BOLLARDS WILL RISE”
C.Suthorn 
Ian Malcolm@DTJackson
“And on Stage 1, fresh from their first European tour, I give you… The Priapic Bollards…!”
“And on Stage 1, fresh from their first European tour, I give you… The Priapic Bollards…!”
RogueSensei@DTJackson Perhaps we'll have a new political party with "Lord Bollardhead" as the next PM
Ross of Ottawa@DTJackson need that in a wearable sandwich board, with a hand bell, for an 'end is nigh' vibe.
Yaoi Box Balloon@DTJackson Just enough to whack you in the unmentionables but not enough to cause nationwide panic.
Bruce Spencer
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@DTJackson
🥥 First the #orcas rose against the rich and I did nothing because I'm neither an orca nor rich.
Then the #otters rose against surfers and a man in #Singapore, and I turned away because otters are cute and I've never been to Singapore nor do I surf.
And when the #bollards rose in the streets there was no one to help me because the #cats with opposable thumbs had a firm grasp on all the levers of power. 🥥
🥥 First the #orcas rose against the rich and I did nothing because I'm neither an orca nor rich.
Then the #otters rose against surfers and a man in #Singapore, and I turned away because otters are cute and I've never been to Singapore nor do I surf.
And when the #bollards rose in the streets there was no one to help me because the #cats with opposable thumbs had a firm grasp on all the levers of power. 🥥
Trojan Duck@DTJackson I can't wait for the new Doctor Who season.
Grey Goo@DTJackson All hail the Bollards!!! \o/
SouthFresh@DTJackson Poletarians of all countries, unite?
Jonathan Kamens 86 47@DTJackson <envisions cast of bollards performing "Not Throwing Away My Shot">
Amanda Hugankiss@DTJackson It’s always the quiet ones.
Searge 
@DTJackson @tivasyk All glory to bollards!
Bob Morris@DTJackson In solidarity with the orcas!
Jeremy 🇨🇦
Eivind Hjertnes@DTJackson @adhdeanasl someone should put that on underwear
ZeNeece 🦄🏎️@DTJackson Never trust a bollard! They are so sneaky!
Melissa BearTrix 🏳️⚧️@worldbollardassociation ... Is this true you want to rule the planet? ... Giggles
Hugz & xXx
@DTJackson
I hear worms have something in the pipeline too!
I hear worms have something in the pipeline too!
Maddler 
@DTJackson can't tell you haven't been warned.
CheDN
Tea time.
Jan Eden@DTJackson Good luck competing with the sea levels.
Marie Belanger@DTJackson I love bollards
BeeCycling has moved@DTJackson Bollards are the front line in the War on Cars. And those super-bollards that can stop speeding trucks are the elite soldiers. I'm grateful for their service.
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@DTJackson I'm immediately thinking "As targets bear, blasters will fire. Nine zero, full thrust." – but that's probably a bit obscure for here. @blakes7bot
Libation Legacy 🍸@DTJackson While you were minding the gap, the bollards rose up.
Dave@DTJackson "... and THAT is how little road cones are made..."
Alex Bardsley 
@DTJackson
Never mind the bollards
Never mind the bollards
Jenkins@DTJackson It's the inanimate objects you least expect as well.
Simon ZerafaI doubt they will do much worse that we are and running the show 🫤🤷♂️
Martin Rundkvist@DTJackson Is this perhaps about Lollards and sectarian unrest?
Thomas Guyot-Sionnest@DTJackson These aren't new... Videos of rising bollards from 2009.
