I’m gonna say this here because it comes off like I’m defending Musk if I say it on Twitter & saying it on Threads is what they want.

STOP TRYING TO REHABILITATE MARK ZUCKERBERG INTO SOME KIND OF COOL FUN MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

Facebook joined up with Cambridge Analytica to play a huge part in spiking the 2016 election & turn all our parents’ brains to cracked bowls of screamgravy.

I fucking hate Musk but that shit is worse than anything he’s done.

Yet, anyway.

@catvalente “cracked bowls of screamgravy”

*chef’s kiss* I love this wordplay.

@catvalente Suckerberg is what Musk aspires to be.

And Huffman of Reddit aspires to be Musk.

It's just a giant conga line of suck.

@ragnell @catvalente strangely, TIkTok may be the least evil really popular social media app
@jonahstein @ragnell @catvalente I wouldn't say that.
They all have their downfalls...
@catvalente I'm just vaguely rooting for them to mutually annihilate like matter & anti-matter and be out of the blast range
@lmorchard @catvalente Sadly, we are all in the blast range.
@catvalente didn't he also plagiarise the site he was commissioned to make code for? (Facebook origin story) point being he was sort of always like that i guess
@catvalente Let's none of us forget that Fuckerberg started Facebook as a way for him and his cronies to keep track of and rate hot girls in college. Kind of a hotornot without the consent of the ratees.

Half surprised he never got together with Paris Hilton really. They seem to be two of a kind.
@catvalente But but... Maybe this time he really has changed 😜

@catvalente

Yep. #CambridgeAnalytica jolted the frankenstein monster to life on the political stage.

They did it by raiding private conversations to figure out exactly what each individual wanted to hear, and that's what they gave them.
#facebook #meta

@catvalente

Also, this Musk-Zuckerberg thing is kabuki theater. Find out what their henchmen are up to.

@tasket @catvalente yeah… it’s sus especially when they were gonna have an mma fight…

@catvalente Exactly! I cannot stand so many people saying they hope it ends twitter if they all join threads.
This isn't like an election where you have to vote for the lesser of two evils. You can just chose not to use either of them.

Also, are we really all in a rush to give our time, and attention to meta a year out from the 2024 elections? The election cycle of news is about to start and we already know how badly involved facebook was before. Threads is bound to be worse.

@HeatherLaura @catvalente I hate Facebook and I don't care for Zuckerberg, but... have you been to Twitter lately?

I can't see how anything could be worse than that.

@martincrownover @HeatherLaura Wait til
It’s election time and threads is dominant and suddenly you just have a lot of reasons you totally came up with all by yourself to not vote for Biden or not vote at all

@catvalente @HeatherLaura And you think spending time on Twitter, cavorting with actual modern fascists and Nazis, is better?

Social media isn't going to dissuade me from my mission to keep all Republicans from ever holding office again. And I don't think I'm alone in that.

@martincrownover @HeatherLaura @catvalente all the more reason to not use either, right?

@murdock @HeatherLaura @catvalente Oh sure, I'm not making the case that you should use either.

I'm just saying that just because Musk's Nazi petting zoo hasn't been through an election cycle yet doesn't mean it's not horrendously bad. 🙃

@catvalente It's kind of like people acting like George Bush wasn't that bad because of Trump.
@catvalente Honestly would have loved to see them take each other out in that cage match, like Ferdia and Cuchulainn but with the end result of making the world a far better place.
@catvalente I just like seeing people I dislike duke it out.
@catvalente The man is a pox on society, and I mean that in the correct sense. That he is less fucking incompetent than Chief Asshole Officer DOES NOT MAKE HIM BETTER PEOPLE
@catvalente that’s when I left FB! I don’t really think they try to rehabilitate him. It’s like Wagner 🆚Putin: let them fight!
@catvalente The enemy of your enemy is NOT necessarily your friend.
@catvalente
I have doubts Zuckerberg is even human, much less a man of the people.
Like, has anyone given him the MacReady test since he spoke before Congress?
Are we sure there isn't a storage container somewhere with the bloody and shredded remnants of the clothing he wore his last semester in college?
@catvalente I think it's just a case of sit back with popcorn and watch the fireworks fly. As long as we don't federate with them I'm not really bothered
@catvalente I think it's just a case of sit back with popcorn and watch the fireworks fly. As long as we don't federate with them I'm not really bothered
@catvalente agreed and I quit Facebook for good the minute I read about Cambridge Analytica in 2016.
@catvalente on TikTok (the only other social media I use, albeit sparingly & mostly to follow advocates) I'm seeing everyone talk about Threads and some are lamenting supporting Zuck (the guy who wanted to ban TT in the US). It's frustrating because here is the alternative they actually want, but it seems few people have heard of Mastodon. I didn't know about this place til a week ago when I specifically started looking into more rational, balanced platforms.
Facebook to pay $5bn fine as regulator settles Cambridge Analytica complaint

Penalty by US government reflects scale of breach, first reported by the Observer

The Guardian
@catvalente I don't think we are capable of imagining even half of what Musk is up to. The devils in the details are being masterfully stopped from being disseminated on his platform. He keeps tight control of the information trails. Biden alluded to some things that should be looked into and he actually had a meeting with Biden. I read somewhere that he wants to be the world's first trillionaire. Things like that don't just happen. Imagine him with that power and his ego.
@Amaze I don’t think he’s competent enough to do any of the things he wants to or is trying to implement. Zuckerberg is.
@catvalente You may have a point...

@catvalente

Zuckerberg, with full knowledge and full understanding of what he is doing and what Facebook was doing, has purposely and with malice undermined the privacy, and the ability to control privacy of all of their users.

He is scum.

@catvalente A decade ago, there were no online privacy laws and zero documentation on how social media platforms made money, apart from ads. After brave whistle-blowers exposed their greed and abuse, that was the end of it. Why go back now?
@catvalente I’m going to “both sides” this and say they both suck, bigly. They both are actively destroying democracy and exploiting people, including children. Zuckerberg seems more capable of monetizing his criminality though.
@catvalente It's like the "Road to El Dorado" Both Is Good gif, only it's Both Really Suck.

@catvalente to me it feels very similar to people reacting to trump by pining for the days of regan republicans. they were shit too! they've always been shit!

zuckerberg has always been and always will be a creepy asshole.

@catvalente who is this "zuck" and why is he at the top of my Threads feed?
@catvalente Zuckerberg rehabilitation is ridiculous and hey I get it because of the turn that Elon Musk / South African Joffery has taken but this doesn't work has an excuse. I agree , Mark is the other reason why 2016 happened the way it did and helped birth Quaon just cause again the profit motive for everything.

@catvalente All of your parents' brains were already cracked bowls of racist screamgravy, *that's* why the fuckery was so effective.

They were fed exactly what they wanted to feed on, platforms just made it ok to be public again.

Casual racism is racism.

@catvalente Agreed. Also contributed to multiple genocides. But Musk's competitive, so I'm sure he's trying to catch up!

@catvalente musk is in part a product of zuckerberg. the spike in far right rhetoric is clearly something musk himself has bought into and lead to the figure he is now. he was always garbage, of course, but the sort of shit facebook helped push has made him all the more extreme

that brand of bullshit also fits his audience really well: assholes who are attracted to successful-presenting strongmen to idolize

without it he'd just be another rich idiot doing bad shit, but not attracting attention

@catvalente I dunno, the murdered monkeys with the brain implants is straight up comic book levels of villainy, but I get your point.

they can both be bad.

@catvalente It's like stack-ranking dysentery and cholera.
@catvalente
Yup. I still think Musk is a Zuckerberg copycat. Facebook delivered the Trump presidency in 2016; Musk is trying to deliver 2024 and all future elections to the Republican Party
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#SocialMedia #ElonMusk #Facebook #Twitter #Zuckerberg #uspolitics

@catvalente Killionaires gonna killionaire. They're BOTH evil, exploitative, manipulative crapheads with way more money than they deserve and a lot of willingness to break the world.

(Killionaire, noun. Anyone who is at least a millionaire and willing to use their wealth to cause suffering and death.)

@catvalente

what gets me is the way the media is taking
#facebook numbers seriously without looking into how many of those data points are actual people using #facebook. Of course they are lying.
@catvalente Billionaire's having a pissing contest Neither one of them give a flying shit about the people harmed on their web sites or the constant MISINFORMATION of BULLSHIT
@catvalente mark zuckerberg is a fucken weirdo who sold an idea to peter thiel and more people need to see him that way

@catvalente

I keep saying Zuckerburg made a diarrhea sandwich and musk is just pissed he couldn't add extra dookie sauce.

@catvalente Don’t forget the COVID and vaccination misinformation, or the baiting of adversaries in other countries that resulted in even more blood on his hands.
@catvalente Yes. The same happened with brexit.
@FreakyFwoof @catvalente Oh, I just think a platform is fun, Not the people doing it. I hate the politics of it, I think if ppeople enjoy a platform, let them enjoy a platform.