I am concerned this Facebook ad is implying that I would like to fuck Gritty but may need a little help. Please advise.
@Popehat deep down we all wanna get with Gritty
@Popehat ...Was that the sort of thing you used to do when you were 30?
@Vanvidum they didn’t have organized baseball back then
@Popehat who doesn't want that??

@reneestephen @Popehat

Honestly might as well go for 18
Get to pass 30 at least once.

@Popehat I'm also a little worried that they look like scented wax melts...
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How come they need to pay to advertise with the slogan, "Pop, Melt, Bang" is beyond me.
@GreenFire @Popehat Seriously. I ever run a social media site, anyone advertising with "pop melt bang" it getting it for free.
@Popehat Or maybe they think you have a thing for Snuffleupagus? I'm not here to judge.
@Popehat seems like it or else they are missing a collab opportunity.
@Popehat once you go Gritty everything else is sh*tty
@Popehat as long as you do it ironically?
@Popehat you're as young as you feel, Keith

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Either you want to fuck Gritty or you’re in denial.

@Popehat theres no shame in either.
@Popehat They know you better than you know yourself, accept it.
@Popehat This is highly disturbing. ED meds from a dessert named company. With a hint of Gritty. Who did the cocaine fueled focus groups here? It also has a 70's feel too.

@Popehat

Don't fall for it.

"MP is sick of being mocked after he was duped into warning about the dangers of fake drug ‘Cake’ on TV 20 years ago"

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3964001/mp-is-sick-of-being-mocked-after-he-was-duped-into-warning-about-the-dangers-of-fake-drug-cake-on-tv-20-years-ago/

MP is sick of being mocked after he was duped into warning about the dangers of fake drug ‘Cake’ on TV 20 y...

A TORY MP revealed today he is still angry about being duped by a spoof news programme about drugs 20 years ago. Sir David Amess said that social media pranksters still “take the mickey”…

The Sun
@Popehat Facebook knows. Meta knows. Zuck knows.
@Popehat Take precautions against rugburn?
@Popehat Is there alt text?
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@CatHat @Popehat forgive me if I get this wrong, I don't know the rules of alt text. The photo is an ad from a company called "Hello Cake". The text of the ad says "Quick dissolve ED meds from Cake are here! This unique compound formula works up to 3x faster than generic ED pills (reference to study here) so you can get bedroon ready when the mood strikes." Then a retro backdrop with orange shag carpet material, the medicine, and a hand holding one of the melts. Slogan, "Pop. Melt. Bang."
@Xallec @CatHat @Popehat I've never seen shag carpet that long, and I did live through the shag carpet era. I'm mystified about what it's intended to be, and maybe I don't want to know.
@kcivey @CatHat @Popehat 😂 agreed. It really only looks marginally similar to shag carpet. I just couldn't come up with a better descriptor for it.

@Xallec @kcivey @Popehat i need help interpreting that paet.
I can read it but
1 other people can't
And
2
I dont have a clue what that's supposed to be a picture of!

"Gritty?"

@Popehat See, posts like this are where I miss Twitter: this would be a great thread to @-mention Gritty. His social media team would probably have a great response.

@Popehat

No, it's for those in the audience who want to cos-play Al Bundy.

@Popehat I advise you go for it. Everyone knows it doesn't count as cheating if it's Gritty.
@Popehat Since you're a lawyer, I probably don't have to point this out, but just in case, you *did* note they didn't specify 30 of what time unit, right?
@Popehat maybe you could do that ironically?
@Popehat If you can't maintain an erection around Gritty, you don't need boner candy. You need an undertaker.
@Popehat Possibly season 1 Oscar The Grouch. No judgements.
@Popehat just picturing two googly eyes rattling rhythmically
@Popehat He's not trapped in there with you...
@Popehat What kind of courtroom is it when there's orange fringe on the flag?
@Popehat It says something about humans that ads for snake oil still sell so damn well… hurry up evolution!
@Popehat why are you getting ED ads, ken?
@ATellurian I also get female birth control ads so
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That's the *worst* looking shag carpet I've ever seen.
@Popehat shit like this is why prescription medication isn't legal to advertise in most of Europe...
@Popehat @FrancisBass which half of the implication makes you uncomfortable?
@Popehat It's not likely to be an experience you'd forget.
@Popehat happens to the best of us, my dude. It’s ok to need a little help as we all get older.
@Popehat Gritty needs the bone, too. Don't slut-shame him. It?
@Popehat it is not an implication.
I was just traumatized by an explicit porn ad on Twitter that was, er, "gritty." I am now grateful for non-explicit ads randomly popping up on my feed.
@Popehat am not here to judge, just observe.
@Popehat “Pop, Melt, Bang”? Really?!?
@Popehat Which of those two points do you have a problem with?

@Popehat I would advise that you be honest with yourself. Like everyone else, you want to fuck Gritty, and you're going to need a little help.

It's okay.

@Popehat
So you are saying you are already up for a night with Gritty?
Weirdflex, but no need for kinkshaming…
@Popehat You don't find Gritty sexy AF?

@Popehat

I hear Gritty gets drunk and slutty after a loss.

I hope that's a little help.

@Popehat

Why do you think they call it shag?