@Popehat Is there alt text?
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@CatHat @Popehat forgive me if I get this wrong, I don't know the rules of alt text. The photo is an ad from a company called "Hello Cake". The text of the ad says "Quick dissolve ED meds from Cake are here! This unique compound formula works up to 3x faster than generic ED pills (reference to study here) so you can get bedroon ready when the mood strikes." Then a retro backdrop with orange shag carpet material, the medicine, and a hand holding one of the melts. Slogan, "Pop. Melt. Bang."

@Xallec @CatHat @Popehat I've never seen shag carpet that long, and I did live through the shag carpet era. I'm mystified about what it's intended to be, and maybe I don't want to know.

@kcivey @CatHat @Popehat 😂 agreed. It really only looks marginally similar to shag carpet. I just couldn't come up with a better descriptor for it.