Dave P

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Serial learner, aviation nerd, cocktail enthusiast, hardware engineer.

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Dave PApr 19, 2025
On awareness training: “We’re trying to install blocklists in the poetry generating custard between our ears.” @wendynather #bsidesseattle
Dave PNov 13, 2024
sjvnNov 12, 2024
I was there.
Dave PAug 7, 2024

Prescription medicine ads are wild. Don’t use SKIBIDI if you’re allergic to SKIBIDI.

Damn, I’m glad they let me know I should avoid things I’m allergic to.

Dave PMay 5, 2024
malevolent dictator for lifeMay 4, 2024
Did you know? Computers don't actually generate heat. Inside each CPU is a miniature portal to hell. That's where all the computations come from. The heat just comes from the ambient temperature of hell that emanates from that portal.
Dave PMar 30, 2024
https://mastodon.social/@tpolecat/112175264385315525
Dave PFeb 11, 2024
Definitely the most #Texas headline I’ve seen in a hot minute.
Dave PJan 30, 2024
First world problems: your entire family is learning French in preparation for a Parisian excursion later this year, and now all the French swearing you do is in danger of being translatable.
Dave PSep 25, 2023
Twelve hours at home and it’s time to turn around and head back out. Just enough time for my cats to remember who I am and become disdainful of my presence again.
Dave PSep 24, 2023

Rolling hills, manzanita trees, stucco and Spanish tile, the sun on your face, and the smell of the Pacific surf. Damn I miss living amongst all this in Southern California. I’ve always considered myself from Massachusetts, having formed so many early and strong memories there. But the 15 years in Oceanside is definitely a huge portion of my identity.

I don’t know if I could give up the daily views of Kulshan, Tahoma, and all the rest of the nearby mountains I get to see in Washington, but visiting LA always makes me nostalgic for the time that I lived here.

Dave PSep 24, 2023
The level of self control one must have to walk up to Voodoo Doughnut and calmly eat a nutrigrain bar outside is something else.