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Ken WhiteI am concerned this Facebook ad is implying that I would like to fuck Gritty but may need a little help. Please advise.
klausfiend has moved@Popehat deep down we all wanna get with Gritty
Coffeemancer Vanvidum@Popehat ...Was that the sort of thing you used to do when you were 30?
@Vanvidum they didn’t have organized baseball back then
Renée@Popehat who doesn't want that??
Nick 'The Viking'Honestly might as well go for 18
Get to pass 30 at least once.
Garret 
ShinigamiDad 死@Popehat I'm also a little worried that they look like scented wax melts...
Kevin Leecaster@Popehat
How come they need to pay to advertise with the slogan, "Pop, Melt, Bang" is beyond me.
How come they need to pay to advertise with the slogan, "Pop, Melt, Bang" is beyond me.
Secret Squirrel@GreenFire @Popehat Seriously. I ever run a social media site, anyone advertising with "pop melt bang" it getting it for free.
Random Seed@Popehat Or maybe they think you have a thing for Snuffleupagus? I'm not here to judge.
Allie@Popehat seems like it or else they are missing a collab opportunity.
Eloi Morlocktodon@Popehat once you go Gritty everything else is sh*tty
miketcope@Popehat as long as you do it ironically?
Mushifoot
John Minnihan@Popehat you're as young as you feel, Keith
Waterluvian
Joe Hall 
@Popehat theres no shame in either.
danny rj@Popehat They know you better than you know yourself, accept it.
Rod Uding@Popehat This is highly disturbing. ED meds from a dessert named company. With a hint of Gritty. Who did the cocaine fueled focus groups here? It also has a 70's feel too.
Jonathan HendryDon't fall for it.
"MP is sick of being mocked after he was duped into warning about the dangers of fake drug ‘Cake’ on TV 20 years ago"
MP is sick of being mocked after he was duped into warning about the dangers of fake drug ‘Cake’ on TV 20 y...
A TORY MP revealed today he is still angry about being duped by a spoof news programme about drugs 20 years ago. Sir David Amess said that social media pranksters still “take the mickey”…
Robin Bobcat@Popehat Facebook knows. Meta knows. Zuck knows.
Shambolic Matter
Hat. AuDHD cat 😷🌺🍉🌻🔻@Popehat Is there alt text?
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Xallec@CatHat @Popehat forgive me if I get this wrong, I don't know the rules of alt text. The photo is an ad from a company called "Hello Cake". The text of the ad says "Quick dissolve ED meds from Cake are here! This unique compound formula works up to 3x faster than generic ED pills (reference to study here) so you can get bedroon ready when the mood strikes." Then a retro backdrop with orange shag carpet material, the medicine, and a hand holding one of the melts. Slogan, "Pop. Melt. Bang."
Keith Ivey
ferricoxide@Popehat See, posts like this are where I miss Twitter: this would be a great thread to @-mention Gritty. His social media team would probably have a great response.
IceNineNo, it's for those in the audience who want to cos-play Al Bundy.
What A Guy@Popehat I advise you go for it. Everyone knows it doesn't count as cheating if it's Gritty.
Pau Amma@Popehat Since you're a lawyer, I probably don't have to point this out, but just in case, you *did* note they didn't specify 30 of what time unit, right?
Matt Boehm@Popehat maybe you could do that ironically?
Lewis Edwards@Popehat If you can't maintain an erection around Gritty, you don't need boner candy. You need an undertaker.
Matt@Popehat Possibly season 1 Oscar The Grouch. No judgements.
techghoul@Popehat just picturing two googly eyes rattling rhythmically
Nihl L'Amas
Denys Beecher@Popehat What kind of courtroom is it when there's orange fringe on the flag?
Sloan Studio@Popehat It says something about humans that ads for snake oil still sell so damn well… hurry up evolution!
ATellurian@Popehat why are you getting ED ads, ken?
@ATellurian I also get female birth control ads so
Michael ☕️@Popehat
That's the *worst* looking shag carpet I've ever seen.
That's the *worst* looking shag carpet I've ever seen.
EvilGinger- Queen of Naps
Kevin Karhan 
@Popehat shit like this is why prescription medication isn't legal to advertise in most of Europe...
Bill Cole (donutage)@Popehat @FrancisBass which half of the implication makes you uncomfortable?
Dan Lather@Popehat It's not likely to be an experience you'd forget.
Dave P@Popehat happens to the best of us, my dude. It’s ok to need a little help as we all get older.
Gojira1000@Popehat Gritty needs the bone, too. Don't slut-shame him. It?
El Fotografo@Popehat it is not an implication.
I was just traumatized by an explicit porn ad on Twitter that was, er, "gritty." I am now grateful for non-explicit ads randomly popping up on my feed.
wpieper@Popehat am not here to judge, just observe.
Christopher S@Popehat “Pop, Melt, Bang”? Really?!?
@Popehat Which of those two points do you have a problem with?
Wonkish
chemiclord@Popehat I would advise that you be honest with yourself. Like everyone else, you want to fuck Gritty, and you're going to need a little help.
It's okay.
@Popehat
So you are saying you are already up for a night with Gritty?
Weirdflex, but no need for kinkshaming…
So you are saying you are already up for a night with Gritty?
Weirdflex, but no need for kinkshaming…
Doohickie 
@Popehat You don't find Gritty sexy AF?
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusWhy do you think they call it shag?