Janel Comeaustarting a new social media platform that automatically connects you to your hotmail contacts from 2007 and people saved in your phone with no last name. posts are sorted by how many vowels they have. the wendys and burger king accounts bicker constantly in everyone's mentions.
Strange Tim@VeryBadLlama Still sounds better than most of the current crop.
Jason Walter 🇵🇸@geekyonion @VeryBadLlama Was about to say that!
Skwire Cortez@VeryBadLlama Automatically sends "Thinking of you 💕" messages to toxic exes at 3am unless you uncheck a box three menus deep that you only learn about if you read the 73 page TOS.
Embeded videos always play at max volume, there is no mute function.
ScrooLewse@skwirecortez @VeryBadLlama all embeds autoplay as soon as they are loaded into your feed, regardless of whether they are on your screen
ChrisAshtear@skwirecortez @VeryBadLlama and sends your current location
baconandcoconut@VeryBadLlama Brought to you by "Your Boss" who would like you to limit yourself to work-related time-wasting sites where people argue about what a MAAMA company (that none of the posters work at) is REALLY going to do in two years.
Chris Owens@VeryBadLlama TAKE MY MONEY
Tyler Loch@VeryBadLlama Add AIM buddy list import, and you got yourself a deal.
Eli the Bearded@VeryBadLlama I'm old enough to remember the "Where's the beef?" commercial when it was new, and VP George Bush repeating the line in a television debate.
I don't think I have been in a Wendy's (including drive thru lane) since the web has existed. There's none in the last three (US) cities I've lived in, which hasn't helped them earn my custom.
Seems strange that they've become "social media" celebrity
mjfgates@VeryBadLlama Make sure that it's impossible for people to block the brand accounts, you don't want them getting confused when they get half of the argument between Kroger and Safeway.
ferricoxide@VeryBadLlama
No support for ICQ contacts? Pass.
No support for ICQ contacts? Pass.
joshgammon@VeryBadLlama this is just bluesky's vibe than anything lol
moby dickgirl@VeryBadLlama Snapchat already exists
Wendy Nather@VeryBadLlama @the_etrain What about the badly OCRed business card scans from 2009?
Jesse@VeryBadLlama Shoulda done this a week ago. This is why you're not a billionaire.
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@misc @VeryBadLlama
🥥 Jesse, you haven't even given Janel a chance to tell us how much a subscription to her #SocialMedia platform will cost or whether she's shown her pitch deck to #BainCapital, the #SaudiSovereignFund, #Putin, or #PeterThiel.
Isn't it premature to decide that she doesn't have a #Billionaire bone in her body? 🥥
🥥 Jesse, you haven't even given Janel a chance to tell us how much a subscription to her #SocialMedia platform will cost or whether she's shown her pitch deck to #BainCapital, the #SaudiSovereignFund, #Putin, or #PeterThiel.
Isn't it premature to decide that she doesn't have a #Billionaire bone in her body? 🥥
@JStatePost @VeryBadLlama I stand corrected. Janel I wish you the best of luck and let me know if you need any investors.
AmbientDread@VeryBadLlama I've been looking for a way to find those 2007 contacts again.
Mandarene@VeryBadLlama Wendys has better food so I hope they bring worthy arguments to the table.
@VeryBadLlama The Burger King people are a bunch of charbroiled bitches.
Doug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦@VeryBadLlama By vowels, so all #Welsh folks are excluded?
Nic Dafis@SonofaGeorge the trouble with using #hashtags like this is it brings you to the attention of #Welsh people who haven’t had their coffee
