starting a new social media platform that automatically connects you to your hotmail contacts from 2007 and people saved in your phone with no last name. posts are sorted by how many vowels they have. the wendys and burger king accounts bicker constantly in everyone's mentions.
@VeryBadLlama By vowels, so all #Welsh folks are excluded?

@SonofaGeorge the trouble with using #hashtags like this is it brings you to the attention of #Welsh people who haven’t had their coffee

https://morris.cymru/vowels/

Welsh Language Vowel Locator

Are you perturbed by the modern European language of WELSH? Do you struggle to locate vowels in its written form? Are you at risk of spreading orthographical misinformation via social or other media?

Carl Morris