Janel Comeaustarting a new social media platform that automatically connects you to your hotmail contacts from 2007 and people saved in your phone with no last name. posts are sorted by how many vowels they have. the wendys and burger king accounts bicker constantly in everyone's mentions.
Jesse@VeryBadLlama Shoulda done this a week ago. This is why you're not a billionaire.
🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥@misc @VeryBadLlama
🥥 Jesse, you haven't even given Janel a chance to tell us how much a subscription to her #SocialMedia platform will cost or whether she's shown her pitch deck to #BainCapital, the #SaudiSovereignFund, #Putin, or #PeterThiel.
Isn't it premature to decide that she doesn't have a #Billionaire bone in her body? 🥥
🥥 Jesse, you haven't even given Janel a chance to tell us how much a subscription to her #SocialMedia platform will cost or whether she's shown her pitch deck to #BainCapital, the #SaudiSovereignFund, #Putin, or #PeterThiel.
Isn't it premature to decide that she doesn't have a #Billionaire bone in her body? 🥥
@JStatePost @VeryBadLlama I stand corrected. Janel I wish you the best of luck and let me know if you need any investors.