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ScrooLewse
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what if your cat bit your hand but instead of blood coming out it was confetti what would you do then
Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻
nutslingi learned keyboard navigation and began using it as much as possible and all my wrist pain disappeared overnight. it is impossible to talk to any person about it because something i could teach them in about 15 minutes is somehow so inconvenient to how they use a computer they just throw “i don’t have that problem 😏” at me, like i know that’s why im bothering to tell you about it dipshit
Girlhair SmudgesticksJudging industries by how good their workforce is at shitposting.
resisting the primal urge to say 'bless you' to the guy that dropped a heavy box next to me
Ned Yeung
Low Quality FactsI bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.
She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.
Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.
shonen protag slim pickensthe mouseketeers were all frauds. I bet not even one of those kids could fire a mouseket, let alone reload one with a live mouse
aight boyos, i will see you... (dramatic pause while i remember)
tomorrow