Janel Comeaustarting a new social media platform that automatically connects you to your hotmail contacts from 2007 and people saved in your phone with no last name. posts are sorted by how many vowels they have. the wendys and burger king accounts bicker constantly in everyone's mentions.
Skwire Cortez@VeryBadLlama Automatically sends "Thinking of you 💕" messages to toxic exes at 3am unless you uncheck a box three menus deep that you only learn about if you read the 73 page TOS.
Embeded videos always play at max volume, there is no mute function.
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