@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I keep seeing people say "asteroid city" and all that my mind says is Defenders of Dynatron City. What is it?
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This image would work better if the public holiday here wasn't literally the day after a US public holiday

@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.

@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.

@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop buddy of mine got 30k for sitting in a hotel being on call for a week at the nuclear plant during some sort of maintenance period that fell on a holiday. This is an anger I will take with me to my grave.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I’m starting my new jerb on Monday, but Wednesday and Thursday are both public holidays so it feels a bit like a restaurant soft opening.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I haven’t had a public holiday since I was in school. This is unheard of luxury! AND they’re giving me life insurance.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Apparently it’s a surprisingly common thing here for companies to take out life insurance policies on their own employees 🤯
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it

@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.

Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close

@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

i'm here with you til the end garbo. or at least until there's another semi functional shitposting system that isn't run by a fascist

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

i had a great video i made earlier and posted in the YOS but it was too big to post here and then YT made it a short cause it was vertical and then it blocked it from inlining here. this place sucks but at least i'm not enabling some garbage

@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop christ the leader of the red party has been caught possibly stealing or forgetting to pay for a pair of sunglasses and it's being turned into a Big Deal