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Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

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I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close

Beyond Thunderdome is one of the better Star Wars movies (seriously)

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I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

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I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

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I’m not going to Nazi Jack’s new shit so if y’all move there, was good shit posting with you

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Over 6ft tall now

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I’d prune them but that’d just make them bushier and they’re already on top of each other, so tall it is