@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop other highlights include, stopping dead in middle of a zebra crossing this morning and refusing to move because he was scared of the teeny naked chihuahua standing on the other side. Only one car had to wait for us this time at least!
@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Spent the weekend in Regensberg, I was refereeing two games on Saturday (One was Bundesliga) and then I walked over the oldest bridge in Germany on Sunday. It's a lovely little city.

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also, according to this show:
- SWAT investigates crimes
- SWAT conducts interrogations
- SWAT can get to anywhere in LA in 2 minutes, even when they’ve been off duty and aren’t even at the station
- Oorah oorah SWAT sacred calling blah blah blah

@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh yeah, also:
- SWAT can get any member of “The Community 😉” to do a complete 180 and turn into a cop lover just by talking to them for 30 seconds, b/c the SWAT leader used to be from The Streets
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@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I keep seeing people say "asteroid city" and all that my mind says is Defenders of Dynatron City. What is it?
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This image would work better if the public holiday here wasn't literally the day after a US public holiday

@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.

@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.

@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop buddy of mine got 30k for sitting in a hotel being on call for a week at the nuclear plant during some sort of maintenance period that fell on a holiday. This is an anger I will take with me to my grave.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I’m starting my new jerb on Monday, but Wednesday and Thursday are both public holidays so it feels a bit like a restaurant soft opening.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I haven’t had a public holiday since I was in school. This is unheard of luxury! AND they’re giving me life insurance.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Apparently it’s a surprisingly common thing here for companies to take out life insurance policies on their own employees 🤯
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it

@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.

Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close

@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Garbo, Kenny, there’s some brainstorming on Twitter about how to make this canoe easier/more pleasant because I know this doesn’t suit everyone. Please suggest if you have any ideas :) Ivy has something bubbling but I’m tired and can’t translate
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it's great in itself even if it's kind of two movies bolted together and also not as good as the mads maxes immediately before and after it. Still! Great!
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it's hard because Fury Road wouldnt have been able to be that good ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO NOW OH GOD if not for what went before it, especially Thunderdome, but it's so far ahead of the game that when you look at its predecessors it's like hwaaa?
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop like seeing some insanely hot person and being like damn what do their parents look like? Only to find out they're good lookin but not like flat out hot by any means. Their kid just managed to hit all the right squares

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Ahahaha my dumb plan just worked in the most hilarious way. I set up a router with the WiFi name “ANTIFA SURVEILLANCE VAN 420” and just threw it in my closet last night. Tonight I had some lady walking up and down my street for like 3 hours looking for it.

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

It’s midnight here and she just came up to our door and started banging on it. My dad, unknown about my plans, answers it and gets this qanon lady rambling about it saying there’s an Antifa super cell in his garage.

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I mean, she’s only half wrong. My dad is still in charge of the guns and there is a lot of them. He was showing off his AK’s the other day

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Hi canoe. We received this puppy from my irresponsible brother so that it can find a new home. We may have convinced our friends to adopt him. Going to test the waters with their existing doggie and if they play well together it's a done deal.

@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

yeah it was weird. it lasted like 10 minutes and then the entire rest of yesterday, if i tried to pick up something like a cup, it would start shaking again. it's back to normal now tho

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop No, I never got an invite

Had a few people say they’d give me one, only to turn around and give them to someone else 😡