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Every single time I hear of Foster’s I think of the worst/best joke from Baseketball
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Also, according to this show:
- SWAT investigates crimes
- SWAT conducts interrogations
- SWAT can get to anywhere in LA in 2 minutes, even when they’ve been off duty and aren’t even at the station
- Oorah oorah SWAT sacred calling blah blah blah
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I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.
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The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.
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Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.
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I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”
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Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close
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please say it doesn't involve bluesky
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Ahahaha my dumb plan just worked in the most hilarious way. I set up a router with the WiFi name “ANTIFA SURVEILLANCE VAN 420” and just threw it in my closet last night. Tonight I had some lady walking up and down my street for like 3 hours looking for it.
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It’s midnight here and she just came up to our door and started banging on it. My dad, unknown about my plans, answers it and gets this qanon lady rambling about it saying there’s an Antifa super cell in his garage.
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I mean, she’s only half wrong. My dad is still in charge of the guns and there is a lot of them. He was showing off his AK’s the other day
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Sorry for Nite Crew posting but I’ll tell every 3 letter to suck the shit straight out my asshole
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It can be Nite Time in your soul Garbo
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Nite Time in your soul recognizes that you are a part of the hell world that is capitalism but you should do anything and everything to bring that world to an end including nuking the company you work for
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Burning bridges is not only cool and good but is the only way you should do it outside of a unionized thing
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Find and kill God Garbo, and when you get that needle up your asshole, make sure to include me.
Beyond Thunderdome is one of the better Star Wars movies (seriously)
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I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.
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yeah it was weird. it lasted like 10 minutes and then the entire rest of yesterday, if i tried to pick up something like a cup, it would start shaking again. it's back to normal now tho
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I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.
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Had a few people say they’d give me one, only to turn around and give them to someone else 😡