Hello!@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Do you think many Americans get July 4th off, let alone as PTO? 😆😂🤣
Operación Ogro Apasionado@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.
Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop buddy of mine got 30k for sitting in a hotel being on call for a week at the nuclear plant during some sort of maintenance period that fell on a holiday. This is an anger I will take with me to my grave.
Bulu@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I’m starting my new jerb on Monday, but Wednesday and Thursday are both public holidays so it feels a bit like a restaurant soft opening.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I haven’t had a public holiday since I was in school. This is unheard of luxury! AND they’re giving me life insurance.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Apparently it’s a surprisingly common thing here for companies to take out life insurance policies on their own employees 🤯
Kenny Logins@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.
Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Canoe, should I watch Into the Spiderverse even though the stuttery animation makes my eyes hurt?
Yes
No
Poll ended at .
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close
@LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Welp, Netflix doesn’t have Into the Spiderverse anymore so never mind
@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have been laughing at this toot for 9 hours now. RAGGEDYMAN.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have to ask Lu have you seen Thunderdome
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop HAVE I SEEN THUNDERDOME?! Ivy, surely you knew deep down that this was formative for me.
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I figured as much I just had to make sure!
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop People who don't like it are dumb and don't get how much of a fun movie for (weird) kids it is.
Jonathan HamiltonBeyond Thunderdome is one of the better Star Wars movies (seriously)
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
NaN@SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop WATER IS FOR CLOSERS
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Finally watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople and it’s really good
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This happened to me until I realized I was consuming unsafe levels of caffeine LOL
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop lmao unverified Twitter accounts can only read 600 posts a day now
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Lol. Lmao
Lol. Lmao
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Elon! I can’t believe you’d give yourself the ok’ spicey data scrape!!
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop the walk back begins
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop seen a lot of "we can continue posting over on discord", the people are down bad
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I’m not going to Nazi Jack’s new shit so if y’all move there, was good shit posting with you
@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Are you over on twitter right now
@SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I’d prune them but that’d just make them bushier and they’re already on top of each other, so tall it is
Pile Of Garbage@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Tag yourself:
@snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Not according to your posting!!! 😜😎
@s_ridenour @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Kenny I posted a screenshot of a Kenny Classic and people are liking it. Hyping you up like Glacier
@SenatorIvy @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Gimme dat BlueSky invite!!!
@s_ridenour @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I don't have one yet Doc! I promised my next one to Lu but I'll get you one when I can
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Everyone gonna abandon me here aren't they
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop No, we gonna be all over the place back and forth because that's Lu's Phase 2 of Project Canoe.
@BuluBane @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop don't be mad that I've seent the secret plan!
@snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop First day of my germb, gang :)
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Thanks Garbo <3 Looking forward to creating my very own WALL.
@BuluBane @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Don't work too bard, Lu ♥
@SenatorIvy @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I don't know if anything will ever be as bard as the last 18 months so let's see :)
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Garbo!!!!!! Happy birthday dear heart <3
@LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it is its Garbo day
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
My garbage day was actually on Friday tyvm, but HAPPY 9 MONTHSISH FROM WHEN YOUR PARENTS BONED GARBO
@BuluBane @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop The only day of the year that you're allowed to post this: https://youtu.be/i7gIpuIVE3k
Garbage Day! (high quality)
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Happy birthday dude!
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Good morning canoe, here is a Roller Derby meme which I assume everyone here will understand and enjoy
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IDGI but I like it.
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop If the opposing jammer gets a penalty then you're on a power jam for 30 seconds (they can't score points but you can). However if they were the lead jammer then the jam cannot be called off early, and is going to run for its entire two minute duration.
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh neat. Wish I could go on a power jammer. Also ya'll seen they gone changed the Masto app? Looks wild now, kinda cool I guess.
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Are they copying ivory
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop IDK never used it I think Ivory is iOS only yeah?
@AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It’s open source software, so: probably.
The iOS version has certainly become more Ivory-like lately.
jimprov@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Hi Canoe,
We finally found a foster home for this little dipshit and can resume a quiet household at last
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Power jammer sounds like some safe-for-TV curse word edit of an R-rated movie.
“You melon farming power jammer!”
@pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Or maybe a swear from Battlestar Galactica.
“Well power jam this frakking felgercarber!”
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
i'm here with you til the end garbo. or at least until there's another semi functional shitposting system that isn't run by a fascist
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
i had a great video i made earlier and posted in the YOS but it was too big to post here and then YT made it a short cause it was vertical and then it blocked it from inlining here. this place sucks but at least i'm not enabling some garbage
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Speaking of videos i've made, here's my Lu's Bizarre Adventure video if you need a random pickmeup today Lu.
Jojo's Bizarre Boat Ride
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Mega Emesis, that was a damn good u/n
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop christ the leader of the red party has been caught possibly stealing or forgetting to pay for a pair of sunglasses and it's being turned into a Big Deal
@snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop They're just mad because stealing is capitalism's thing.
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it's praxis but also it shouldn't be a bigger deal than all various predators somehow still holding positions or all the ones getting free apartments by lying and renting them out, imo imo imo
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@snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Man larceny sounds so badass. Especially GRAND larceny.
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Lots of crimes are bad things but there are some really cool crimes too. Embezzlement it’s a pretty dope crime.
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I’ve said it many times before but Regicide is the second coolest crime but it’s miles behind Deicide.
@LargeTesticles @snarthelg @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Ofc both of those are second to OMNICIDE 😈
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Depending on your views, Deicide IS Omnicide and I hope to offend every religion when I find and kill the gods.
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May he hear the lamentations of the gods I’ve found and killed!
@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop going to church with my piss loaded super soaker. holy water my ass, god urine for a surprise
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@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Thanks, I hate it! Meanwhile in CJS:
Bout to found the official Crommunism religion in the US. I think Kenneth schooled me enough the other day.