Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt@Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop thisnis making me lose my shit
Bulu@SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @pileofgarbage @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Garbo it youuuuuu
Pile Of Garbage@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop SOMEBODY is pretending very hard they don’t know I’m eating dinner
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Smol smelly baby :3
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop smol smelly baby walked through a whole heap of thick gross mud, got his hind leg sunk and trapped and then slowly fell over in it. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so loud and long outside before. Here is is after his rescue.
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I purposefully pooped him out on his second muddy walk because omg he’s been such a hilarious disaster today and I’m too tired for any more ridiculous hijinks. I Forgot how much he makes me laugh, he’s currently snoring like a chainsaw :3
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I was joking when I told me friend I’d look after him because he’d keep me company while ref’s away this weekend, but he’s genuinely been so much fun. He’s a total idiot 😆
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @snarthelg @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop other highlights include, stopping dead in middle of a zebra crossing this morning and refusing to move because he was scared of the teeny naked chihuahua standing on the other side. Only one car had to wait for us this time at least!
Texas Gender Reveal Massacre@snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @LargeTesticles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it’s a feature with this guy 😆
Operación Ogro Apasionado@LargeTesticles @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jimprov @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
jimprov@pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Went to the BratHaus and got a huge pint of bier with a lot of wursts
Went to the BratHaus and got a huge pint of bier with a lot of wursts
@jimprov @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Every single time I hear of Foster’s I think of the worst/best joke from Baseketball
NaN@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Spent the weekend in Regensberg, I was refereeing two games on Saturday (One was Bundesliga) and then I walked over the oldest bridge in Germany on Sunday. It's a lovely little city.
Hello!@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Also, according to this show:
- SWAT investigates crimes
- SWAT conducts interrogations
- SWAT can get to anywhere in LA in 2 minutes, even when they’ve been off duty and aren’t even at the station
- Oorah oorah SWAT sacred calling blah blah blah
@AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh yeah, also:
- SWAT can get any member of “The Community 😉” to do a complete 180 and turn into a cop lover just by talking to them for 30 seconds, b/c the SWAT leader used to be from The Streets
- SWAT can get any member of “The Community 😉” to do a complete 180 and turn into a cop lover just by talking to them for 30 seconds, b/c the SWAT leader used to be from The Streets
@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIRNj0EmH0
The Streets - Fit But You Know It (Official Video)
The official video for The Streets – Fit But You Know ItSubscribe for more content from The Streets:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDxksVunXe5hs6jSy4y3Seg?...
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop God has blessed me this day
@BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This is good https://docseuss.medium.com/using-chatgpt-and-other-ai-writing-tools-makes-you-unhireable-heres-why-d66d33e0ddb9
@AndrewFairbairn @BuluBane @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop tired of waiting, so I'll just say the proper reply was "well excuse me princess"
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop we were at the cinema watching asteroid city and it was wonderful
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I keep seeing people say "asteroid city" and all that my mind says is Defenders of Dynatron City. What is it?
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop The new Wes Anderson movie
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop and yet it's good??
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Wes Anderson has made a number of good movies
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think this new one is his best.
Also help, we came home around 10pm and ordered in so tomorrow I will be the bloaty acid queen :/
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop SNL’s take on if Wes Anderson directed a horror movie was really good: https://youtu.be/gfDIAZCwHQE
Wes Anderson Horror Trailer - SNL
@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
That’s debatable. I can’t stand his aesthetic. He also loves to cast the most insufferable people
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Weird, I don't recall ever being in a Wes Anderson movie...
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop It is very good imo
Katherine the Sixth@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I have a ps5 and ff16 and gt7 now and thanks to a Best Buy fucky-wucky uhhh two Logitech simracer wheels
@luigithirty @AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop DO NOT use them to drive a submarine!
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop My previously self employed wife discovering public holidays
@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop This image would work better if the public holiday here wasn't literally the day after a US public holiday
@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Do you think many Americans get July 4th off, let alone as PTO? 😆😂🤣
@s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I mean my US offices are closed on the 4th
@AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Office workers and bankers are about the only ones.
@s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I've never even had a job before this new one i'm about to start that gave PTO. Sure we'd get some holidays off but we weren't getting paid for them. There were other jobs I've had too where it was 24/365 holidays be damned.
@SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
The ones that made me work holidays at least paid at least time and a half, one place I got triple for working Xmas that year.
@LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @BuluBane @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop buddy of mine got 30k for sitting in a hotel being on call for a week at the nuclear plant during some sort of maintenance period that fell on a holiday. This is an anger I will take with me to my grave.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I’m starting my new jerb on Monday, but Wednesday and Thursday are both public holidays so it feels a bit like a restaurant soft opening.
@SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I haven’t had a public holiday since I was in school. This is unheard of luxury! AND they’re giving me life insurance.
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
my neighborhood is so dang hazy
my neighborhood is so dang hazy
@jimprov @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh that’s brutal :( please wear a mask if you’re not already, lungs are good.
@jimprov @BuluBane @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop uhoh yall it's gettin kinda hazy
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Apparently it’s a surprisingly common thing here for companies to take out life insurance policies on their own employees 🤯
Kenny Logins@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.
Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.
@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”
@BuluBane @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
I start mine on the 6th. Kinda annoying they’re having me wait so long.
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @luigithirty @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it’s a fucking Revolution for me 😆
@SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh man defenders of dynatron city. What a blast from the past that is
@KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop lol I loved it as a kid, I was all excited for it to be a series and I think it only got those few things. I went back and read it years later and was like why tf dis I love this so much?
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Goddamnit. Fuckin dog just ate half my wallet. Bank card and license are good at least. It’s my fault for leaving something leather in her chewing range tho. It was on my bed which is where she sleeps when im not in it.
@SenatorIvy @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @luigithirty @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Also I’ve been like 200 yards from a monsterous hail storm for the past few hours and I think we might have just entered it now that I’m typing this. Will update.