@s_ridenour @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop that goes back a long time too. Also very common for partnerships. "Key man" insurance. Makes sense when you think about it

@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.

Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close

@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.
@s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Good morning canoe, here is a Roller Derby meme which I assume everyone here will understand and enjoy
@pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop If the opposing jammer gets a penalty then you're on a power jam for 30 seconds (they can't score points but you can). However if they were the lead jammer then the jam cannot be called off early, and is going to run for its entire two minute duration.
@AndrewFairbairn @s_ridenour @BuluBane @snarthelg @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Oh neat. Wish I could go on a power jammer. Also ya'll seen they gone changed the Masto app? Looks wild now, kinda cool I guess.

@SenatorIvy @jimprov @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @snarthelg @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Fuck it is unreasonably hot and humid here today. It’s like 92 with 85% humidity

“Feels like 100” according to my app

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

i'm here with you til the end garbo. or at least until there's another semi functional shitposting system that isn't run by a fascist

@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

i had a great video i made earlier and posted in the YOS but it was too big to post here and then YT made it a short cause it was vertical and then it blocked it from inlining here. this place sucks but at least i'm not enabling some garbage