@KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Yeah but now it’s, like, rank-and-file employees.

Learned about it when a regular dude at a grocery store or some damned place died and his family found out the store got a small payout from it.

@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I worked for a construction company when I was 18 and they had life insurance policies on every employee. They were surprisingly open about it and were like “you motherfuckers die so often (because we make you do dumb shit) that we have to cover it when you die”

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@s_ridenour @KennyLogins @BuluBane @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

Also I haven’t seen the new one but Spiderverse is the best “Marvel” movie out of all of them and it’s not even close

@s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @jlhamilt @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Fuckin lmao! Rubbed your quarters together for so long they became marred and worthless eh. Aint we a pair, Raggedyman.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I've been joking about having early symptoms of parkinson's for like 15 years now but now i'm like "hmm maybe i actually do" cause my left hand is shaking right now for no apparent reason.

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @BuluBane @KennyLogins @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop

I only had one cup of coffee yesterday. I had just gotten done mowing the lawn, but I was on a ride on, so it's not like I was actually exercising.

@AndrewFairbairn @SenatorIvy @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @BuluBane @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop
Am i glad i transferred the Hall of Faves already? I am. Am I glad I deactivated and started masto-methadone already? I am
@BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @LargeTesticles @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @pileofgarbage @jimprov @snarthelg @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I wish I could pull out all of my tweets as a backup. Also that SOME PEOPLE didnt delete their accounts and thus their tweets
@LargeTesticles @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Grow them until they're visible from orbit and then light em up to get me stoned all the way over in AU.
@KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @pileofgarbage @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop christ the leader of the red party has been caught possibly stealing or forgetting to pay for a pair of sunglasses and it's being turned into a Big Deal
@pileofgarbage @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @LargeTesticles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop it's praxis but also it shouldn't be a bigger deal than all various predators somehow still holding positions or all the ones getting free apartments by lying and renting them out, imo imo imo
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop oh fuck I just realised he blocked access to ‘bots’ because he wants to train his shitty ai on Twitter data. Which is then very funny because he’s literally training a language model that hates it’s creator
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I thought he did it because of the "scrapers" causing excess load on the site which was his own fault as he shut off the more efficient API.
@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop With the death of twitter seemingly imminent I am more seriously considering getting a private masto instance and buying a custom TLD for it. like canoe.tld or paddle.tld or something.
@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I've already got a nice VPS and shizz, wouldn't mind setting up a canoe Masto if that's what ppl would find cool.

@pileofgarbage @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I'm thinking it might help with the hell thread if we were all on the same instance. I suspect a major blockage rn is that it has to fetch posts from like seven different instances.

But then that also means we need a decent enough amount of threads to run it properly

@AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @SenatorIvy @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop Actually I retract my offer, moving servers is too much work and I'd never demand that from some, unlike others who seem fit to slide into my DMs.
@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I think you asking about Ref's post about seppo instance, nah there's no benefit and it would prolly make shit worse lol
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @LargeTesticles @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @BuluBane @jlhamilt @luigithirty @jimprov @Canoepickles @potatosalad @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @jimprov @typhoonjim @bastage @aftertheboop I *think* it would make canoe threading easier - but only if *all* canoe were on the same instance. Which is a requirement I do not want to force on people and is a problem that Federation needs to solve (imo)

@pileofgarbage

Bout to found the official Crommunism religion in the US. I think Kenneth schooled me enough the other day.

@LargeTesticles @pileofgarbage grocery clerk: paper or plastic?
me, a pious crommunist: do you have the blood of the bourgeoisie?