Its Probably Fine
Augie RayI'm not saying we live in the dumbest timeline, but these are all recent headlines.
chef 😎@augieray
We are so screwed. 😩 😆
si_irini
Philipp Alexander VollmerThe satire of last year is the reality of this year.
McWabbit🐰 has moved@augieray I… Will go back watching Star Trek.
Strange shit over there still seem normal than whatever this RL is offering.
Strange shit over there still seem normal than whatever this RL is offering.
Rachel Greenham
Gregory Hays@augieray I'm confident things can get still dumber.
Abazigal@augieray The middle one is pure title gore. 😛
@Abazigal That middle one isn't a headline--it's a paragraph!
bdonnelly@augieray *stares at the massive heating anomaly in the North Atlantic*
Dumbest and *most fucked* timeline possibly…
@Theblueone I almost included one of those headlines, but those are more serious and alarming while these are inane and insane.
Andrew Ward@augieray I mean, the young man may be inheriting a lot of money if they die, I can understand why he's not that concerned.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@augieray it's the fact our societies tell us to look up and admire these people when they're utter trash......
Mei Lin
Robert@augieray “I have this great move that I call ‘The Walrus’ where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing.” Well no wonder Grimes left his skank ass.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/06/22/elon-musk-vs-mark-zuckerberg-cage-fight/70345467007/
Quincy Peck
Fiona
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀
RowinSpeez@augieray it’s all been this week, and it’s only Thursday. The people on the sub may or may not even be dead yet.
Andy K
The Frog
Ilovehotdogs@augieray The world has been on a downward spiral since the 2000 US Presidential election and the hanging chads in Florida. Things went to absolute shit after they shot Harambe and the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.
How many fingers does this damn monkey’s paw have?!?
How many fingers does this damn monkey’s paw have?!?
brewdog1950And the people who think that this is “news” live and walk among us. FFS
Matthew Exon@augieray I remember when Vince Neil and Axl Rose agreed to a fight, and it seemed a tad undignified for two grown men of their standing.
aboxofsox 🧙♂️@augieray sign me up
Deven Phillips
Abraham Samma@augieray I have to be in the wrong universe. This is insane 😂
nickapos
Paul@augieray but if the billionaire cage fight happened in a mini submarine while trump was having onlyfans models cleaning out his boxes….I’d pay to watch that.
sub_o@augieray why aren’t Msuk volunteering to use his superbly amazing sub design to save those rich people?
@augieray Let's hope the Musk Zuckerberg cage fight is aboard the Titanic sub
Jaime Herazo
Farah@augieray thanks, I hate it
Wendy Lady
Bahman Movaqar@augieray Indeed one of the absurdest ones, though!
Zelda1101🧗♀️🕴️
Dave@augieray I need to start keeping a running list of these headlines so that in a couple years I can come back to them and have a good laugh
L.A.@augieray AI will never be able to even accidentally replicate this level of dumbness.
Or maybe it has gotten this good already.
Jake in the desert@augieray Brawndo has what plants crave. hahaha
sanguish@augieray oh no. You can say that. 1000%
that middle one is just 🤯
richardazia@augieray Wealth, and power, corrupt. Exhibit A. Not that friends of mine didn't die in scuba diving accidents, but that's another issue. This is about billionaires thinking different rules apply to them. Nature is the same, for everyone.
Andrew Burwell
KrazyKat
Bitts The Fox@augieray We are regressing as a species
TTimo@augieray bit of a shit-nado this week heh?
Dani Danis@augieray
It’s the Onion-timeline.
It’s the Onion-timeline.
Katylou@augieray OMG - go offline for a few days and come back to this. The worst part was being sure at least half of these were parody - but NOPE
Fahri Reza 🍉@augieray OceanGate CEO's words reminds me of Tesla
And also SpaceX apparently.
none gender with left politics@augieray @KitRedgrave I'm not saying including Daily Mail in there is like including Weekly World News, but...it's not far off