Shitposting account. Don't expect anything smart.
Don't even remotely add me if you enjoy using tiktok, regularly post to twitter, or are using the fediverse to promote yourself as some sort of e-celeb trying to grow a cult of followers.
Hypothetical scenario: Next #pope happens to be a radical ultraconservative and wants revenge on Francis / Bergoglio despite him already being with the Lord, playing International Super Star Soccer Pro for Snes in heaven (or eFootball if he ended in hell).
Corpse Synod, Round three, Go!
Dear Mastodon, I must confess: In the year of our Lard 2025, I still find touchscreens awful.
Today I was so frustrated that I closed the android map app down and unfolded a paper map.
Now that the pope is dead he spends the afterlife training and fighting other dead popes.
Better start gathering the dragon balls in case we need to bring him back to defeat Demon King Vance.
Playing loud music or watching tiktoks on your phone, on loudspeaker, on public transport is enough justification for punching the offender and snap their phone in half.
We live in a fucking society, so learn some fucking manners. it's time to remember what you cunts forgot in 2020.
