L.A.

@lonelyautomata
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

still watching Hackers (1995), and I hear this quote:

"the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... god"

At first I thought "wtf, that's not real". Then I realised that this is 1995 and password strength policies with enforced minimal length were not yet a thing, so "12345678" would not be a common password at the time.

Rewatching Hackers (1995). So the kid almost ended in jail for crashing 1500 computers in a single day.

Lol. How many computers did Crowdstrike brick in 2024? 2.4 millions? not to mention every time Microsoft releases a bad mandatory update for Shitdows 11.

2/2 I remember when DXracer first came up. bright red, screaming "Racecar bed" and becoming the butt of the jokes.

But then the pandemic came, and I was doing a lot of video conferences. Everybody had appropriated their kids' gaming chairs to work from home because they were more comfortable.

In the end, the "gaming chair" lost the flashy colors to become a middle point between the cheapest chair and a Herman Miller Aeron that is more comfortable than a basic chair while socially acceptable.

1/2 sigh. I ended buying a "gaming chair". there goes my last remaining bit of self respect.

In reality, gaming chairs are another example of how things that look stupid or immature but are practical will become adapted for mainstream users. Just look at gaming mice: They were better than office crap and professionals were using them. so the design became less flashy while keeping the sensors to appeal to mainstream users.

which brings us to "gaming chairs". Cont'd in reply.

"I can't believe it's not butter".

Because the summer came WAY TOO EARLY in 2026 and after the results with the last roll and how expensive analog photography is getting, I'm going to tske thing seriously and make sure the unused rolls stay under 20C, even if I have to store them in the fridge.

De los putos peores bloqueos de Cloudflare que he visto hoy. Cada vez que juega el parchelona (que es un equipo de mierda, por cierto), los bloqueos de IP se ponen en modo sábana.

Tebas, calvo hijo de puta. El día que te mueras o vayas a la cárcel lo vamos a celebrar más que si le pasase a Donald Trump

3200dpi on a 20 years old scanner is not fun, specially if it is unsafe to connect the computer to internet.
Hell is encoding video on a very hot day.

Mecagoen el puto "sume a este codigo la suma de los numeros en posiciones x e y".

he tenido un momento de panico, metido los numeros incorrectos, me he bloqueado y tenido que repetir el pago. Al final he tardado 2 minutos en pagar y los puestos han volado. Vaya putísima mierda.
#EuskalEncounter

Pues creo que lo tengo jodido para hacer la reserva de la Euskal Encounter mañana.

No he tenido en cuenta de que esta vez lo voy a hacer en una zona con una cobertura móvil de putisima mierdaque hace que los mensajes SMS lleguen con retraso. Y tengo que meter el maldito código ese de "sumar los números X e Y de tu Pin a este código" para autorizar el pago.