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@lonelyautomata
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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I love pancake lenses. It's the closest I can get on an APS-C DSLR to the angle a 35mm camera would give me. It's a normal angle, but after enduring the narrowness of the crop factor, it feels like a wide angle.

So, there's this bakery down the street and they are offloading flour sacks from the truck onto the sidewalk. Construction workers nearby are offloading cement sacks next to the flour.

One mistake and that's how dwarven battle bread is born.

We miss you, Terry. #DiscWorld

I think I'm going to open a can of monster at 11:00 AM in the morning. This feels like the XXI century's alcoholic that has the first drink of the day for breakfast.

I (don't) love cramming.

The rubber seals on my DSLR have disintegrated after 18 years. FML. I will have to cover it with tape.

Oh, tócate las narices. ALiexpress ahora pide verificación con selfie para mostrar artículos "adultos" (no es que quisiera comprarlo, pero aparecía borroso en recomendaciones y quería saber que era)
No me fio de que la EU verifique mi jeta y le voy a dejar a China. claro claro.

1: búsqueda de imágenes: "AI generated selfie"
2: Arrancar OBS, lanzar cámara virtual, insertar imagen como fuente
3: Iniciar verificación con cámara virtual mostrando imagen falsa
4: SUCCESS!!

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

@morc Some weeks ago you asked if I was going to lift the chair...

Unfortunately the office chair is 25kg, but I think I have found a way of complying with your request.

I don't understand aliexpress. Who the fuck walks a pet pigeon???
I used to not be able to listen to tapes because I lacked a player. Now I have several cassette devices but I feel bad about opening them. Agh.
#vaporwave #cassette
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