Search engines are useless. Windows is bundling Internet features few asked for. The major public sites are sealed tight to deny third party tools.

Web 1.0 is back, baby!

time to bring back cgi-bin
@randomgeek it never left.
@mcgrew @randomgeek #Serverless is just #CGI with extra steps
@mjgardner @randomgeek honestly flask & fastapi are basically a slightly fancier cgi-bin. It's why I like them.
@randomgeek I have good memories of trying to debug endless code 500 errors in my C programs that were run as CGI! Can't wait for that all to be back.
@randomgeek AWS lambda functions are just cgi-bin change my mind
@xssfox @randomgeek You are correct. And S3 buckets are just directories.
@yojimbo @xssfox @randomgeek correction: directories with an overly complicated api
@ChlorideCull @xssfox @randomgeek That's true, but have you tried navigating into a directory with both ACLs set, and SELinux trying to restrict your parent process? Fun times :-)
@randomgeek digging up matt’s script archive rn
@randomgeek cgi-bin but it's checkpointed containers somehow compiled to webassembly
apparently i struck a nerve with the fediverse
@randomgeek β€œ#Fediverse viral” == triple-digit reposts
@mjgardner you can tell on server load that's for sure
Welcome to Wildebeest: the Fediverse on Cloudflare

Today we're announcing Wildebeest, an open-source, easy-to-deploy ActivityPub and Mastodon-compatible server built entirely on top of Cloudflare's Supercloud.

The Cloudflare Blog
@randomgeek and everything is hosted on some huge provider's mainfram^Wcloud.
@rysiek And I read this on federated E-Mail^WActivityPub ☺. @randomgeek

@ArneBab @randomgeek while we have to deal with looming regulation that bans or backdoors encryption.  

*cries in ouroboros*

@rysiek @ArneBab can't talk

working on my raspberry pi beowulf cluster

@randomgeek @rysiek @ArneBab Somehow, I misread this as "Blackberry Beowulf cluster." I thought we were doing a mashup of the classics but it's the wrong fruit.

@rysiek yes … we won something last time (but now we have the intel management engine in most computers). We’ll have to fight again …

https://www.draketo.de/dateien/ciao-chatcontrol.pdf
https://rollenspiel.social/@ArneBab/110533297017232904

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@rysiek @randomgeek

I've been experimenting lately with Nextcloud, a browser version of LibreOffice that lets you self-host but also collaborate in real time.

I'm not ready to give it a review/recommendation yet, but so far it does what it says on the tin.

https://nextcloud.com/

Nextcloud - Open source content collaboration platform

The most popular open source content collaboration platform for tens of millions of users at thousands of organizations across the globe

Nextcloud

@Rose_On_Mars @randomgeek over the last decade I had set up 5 or 6 different instances of Nextcloud, all are still running, and I still admin 3 of them myself.

Nextcloud is great. Welcome to the Nextcloud club. 

@rysiek @randomgeek

I like it so far. I do have the concern that my security isn't as solid as stuff maintained by specialists.

The thing I actually like best so far isn't the self-hosted part I originally came for, but rather the solid support for Markdown, since a bunch of my workflow is built on exporting from Obsidian.

@Rose_On_Mars @randomgeek

> I do have the concern that my security isn't as solid as stuff maintained by specialists.

That's a valid concern, but also, you are a much smaller and less interesting target. And "specialists" screw up all the time:
https://www.bu.edu/tech/2023/03/09/144012/

And yes, Markdown support is something I love in Nextcloud! I need to try Obsidian, heard great things about it.

Microsoft security patch for Word, SharePoint, Office 365, and Office for Mac : TechWeb : Blog Archive : Boston University

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A chicken in every pot, a web server on every PC.

@randomgeek

Note to self: be less judgemental toward amateur-hour G^HNeocities websites this time around.

@randomgeek Let's shut down Reddit and go back to phpBB!
GitHub - LemmyNet/lemmyBB: A federated bulletin board

A federated bulletin board. Contribute to LemmyNet/lemmyBB development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
@randomgeek So, am I correct in understanding that Web 1.0 is bad, Web 2.0 (IoT) is worse, and Web 3.0 will rob us all blind?

@toxtethogrady

Whoawhoawhoa, Web 2.0 was not IoT. Web 2.0 was social.

@randomgeek

@siderea @randomgeek When my coffeemaker started coming on to me, I knew it was social...
@siderea @toxtethogrady Fair point. IoT was its own thing. I just filed Web 2.0 and IoT in the same "Internet of Shit" folder without differentiating notes. Oops!
@randomgeek @siderea "Internet of Shit". We've got a new name for Twitter!
@randomgeek Can we also bring back AOL chat rooms? Those were fun.
@randomgeek Hmmm are Veronica and Jughead still out there?
@randomgeek My website has been plain static HTML with a splash of CSS since 2008. It's even "built" (a bunch of sed regex substitutions) with a shell script. Looks like I may be back in fashion.
@albertcardona I'm thinking about adding some PHP bits to my site. I hear that's good.
@randomgeek Furthering the search engine is the curent Reddit blackout. The only relevant search results anymore seem to be anecdotes on this site since it’s slightly less likely to be a bot or spam.
@randomgeek I must have made a dozen websites using vi. Why not return to the dial-up age?
@randomgeek we are also back in an one browser only environment.

@PelayoNastaviek @randomgeek I mean there are two, but adherents to each believe it's the only one left and one of them just has a thousand skinned clones that embed its rendering engine.

I guess that's just pedantically saying the same thing tho because the conclusion is the same! We're back!

@randomgeek and there's almost a complete monopoly on browsers too!

I'm just glad it's not a web3 crypto hellscape.

@randomgeek Federated forums would be great. Find your own communities, but be able to maintain your persona between them, and they're controlled, funded, and owned by the community itself with no greed.
@randomgeek Wait, I missed what happened with Windows I guess?
@randomgeek Yahoo is missing on a comeback of the manually (human) curated front pages
@randomgeek we’re lacking a human-curated web index organized by subject, though.

@gannet @randomgeek not really what you're looking for, but there is ooh.directory/

(and I think I had seen something else in that general direction)

ooh.directory: a place to find good blogs that interest you

A collection of 2,392 blogs about every topic

@randomgeek

What's this UDP/TCP stuff? Are modems no longer available??

@randomgeek (and W constantly tries to make you use its own browser)