Mike m

@theycallmemorty
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Don't push to prod on a Friday

To be safe, don't push to prod on a Thursday night.

Really, someone might be off so don't push on Thursday.

Consider not pushing to prod on Weds, as that's when everyone is running their security scans.

Don't push to prod on Tuesday for reasons I can't yet think of.

Don't push to prod on Monday, you're still getting over the weekend.

Consider just not pushing to prod.

So I guess I've been telling this joke for a while huh
TIL Bill Clinton -- who stopped being president 25 years ago -- is younger than Joe Biden.
@seldo make eth ethernet again
bring back the little orange RSS icon in the corner of every website
Mentioning GDPR in any context is an excellent way to get different people equally confidently telling you that GDPR requires totally opposite things.
The unholy trinity of #JavaScript
Is everything about to blow up in Putin's face? Great, let's see if the new guy is actually better before we pat ourselves on the back.

Search engines are useless. Windows is bundling Internet features few asked for. The major public sites are sealed tight to deny third party tools.

Web 1.0 is back, baby!

how you know your brand is in serious trouble: a single friend of mine told a potential date he drove a Tesla and she said "ew"