Craig HockenberryLOOKIN FOR SOME THING TO DO TODAY ANY ONE GOT ANY IDEAS
ANY ONE HEAR ANY RUMORS ABOUT THE RETAIL UPDATE CANT WAIT
WOULD BE COOLER IF IT WAS AT JURRASSIC PARK
FYI YOU CAN BUY A LOT OF WEED FOR THREE THOUSAND BUCKS
WHO EVER MADE THIS SCREEN SAVER FOR THE KEY NOTE KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
ARE YOU GETTING IT YET THIS SCREEN SAVER IS IT
WTH NO RETAIL UP DATE
NEW NOTCH MEISTER HAS BIG AIR TO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR M TWO ULTRA GLIDE
SEVENTY BUCKS FOR A MAC PRO IS PRETTY GOOD
NO DUCKING WAY
THEY SHOULD CALL THIS NEW MAC FEATURE DASH BOARD
FINALLY
WHEN ARE WE GETTING A BEAVIS AND BUTT HEAD WATCH FACE
WHOA WHOA WHOA WRIST MOTION DETECTION THIS CHANGES EVERY THING
DO IGOGGLES HAVE A OLIO PHOBIC COATING
AND YOU THOUGHT MY HANDS WERE BIG WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY EYES PS IM TRIPPING
ARE IGOGGLES GONNA HAVE THAT SCREEN DISTANCE APP
ChrisApple: Go outside and don't hold the screen so close.
Also Apple: Strap this screen to your eyeballs and never leave your couch.
Son of a Sailor@chockenberry A friend of mine said, "They should have went with the product name iBalls".
Mo@chockenberry time to make an app that makes your eyes look normal while you're tripping. Honestly officer!
Don Whiteside@chockenberry It's so stupid looking that the recording of the 3d videos HAS to be coming to the next iphone model announcement in the fall.
Bynkii@chockenberry OREOPHOBIC!!! ONLY VANILLA WAFERS
Stephen Staver@chockenberry WiiSports now on Watch!
Mike Silva@chockenberry WWDC24, 'we're happy to introduce, Masturbation Tracking to Health'.
Probertd8@chockenberry Yeah - Knows how many times you rub one out!!?
Slade Watkins@chockenberry I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING!!
Robert Petersen 
@Sonikku @chockenberry I NEED WATCHFACE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
@chockenberry SECONDED
Codhisattva@chockenberry FREE WITH 6969 PURCHASE
@chockenberry hope apple doesn’t forget the glasses.
Brittany Sith@chockenberry -- do they grunt out the hour?
Doug McArthur@chockenberry I’d love an audio announcement on the hour from those idiots.
Eric Vitiello
Shawn Platkus@chockenberry I think you mean DASH BORED 😉
shreyan@chockenberry if they did that I would be so mad
The old dashboard was less limited lol
Ben Gillam 
(((Jann Gobble)))🏳️🌈@chockenberry duck off! 😂
raven@chockenberry but does it support CHOCK MODE?
@chockenberry AGE OF WONDERS
yertle@chockenberry pretty amazing he slipped that in. Apple is growing up!
@chockenberry If only. Sign me up.
Todd Vaziri@chockenberry It’s seven HUNDRED craig
Dr J@chockenberry RIBBED, FOR HER PLEASURE
Brian Webster@chockenberry WE SOLD ALL THE THINGS NOW WE HAVE ALL THE MONEY
Chris Barlow@chockenberry “We heard your feedback about the weed jokes LOUD AND CLEAR”
Blake Watson 
@chockenberry I have the WWDC video on mute and Bitter Sweet Symphony came on Spotify. The visualization works with it perfectly.
Chris Zikopoulos@chockenberry Same people who are in charge of the Apple TV screensavers, they know what hits 👌🏼
shandrew at web@chockenberry can't wait to be immersed in flying toasters
Mike R@chockenberry that’ll augment your reality, too
alex.tm@chockenberry I don’t need drugs to enjoy this, just to enhance it!
Justin Jacobs@chockenberry That's what the AR glasses are for!