When the light’s shining through / different lines run askew / that’s a moire
I floss my teeth every day. Except for two days a year when someone else flosses them.
I think of it this way: Instead of training everyone to be an internal combustion engine and drive train tech, what if we created a car with many fewer parts, legible electric motors, and a drive train that takes five minutes to understand? The former is a closed case car we effectively borrow from the manufacturer and it does one thing well. The latter has an open case and we can repair and reconfigure at will.
They know my kink is anonymity!
I’m really digging this new Mario Kart game where you can drive anywhere and kill hookers.
How is it that Atlanta United backfielder Brooks Lennon is NOT a spokesperson for boutique bedding company Brooklinen? I mean, it's right there for the taking.
I should have never allowed my mom to give up her IBM Selectric.
I want to make a joke, but can only come up with a serious question: What is the message I'm supposed to glean from this? Seriously?
Fun fact: this is the first Super Bowl halftime show headlined by a Pulitzer Prize winner since Norman Mailer’s disastrous 1971 appearance.