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sam henri goldwhy do I support right to repair? simple: i want to upload my own MIDI files to my washing machine to play when it finishes a cycle without voiding my warranty
for the record, it would be the intro to Gimme Gimme Gimme.
D. Griffin Jones@samhenrigold gimme gimme gimme
a load full of laundry
won’t somebody help me
wash the dirt all away
(disco noises)
Hunter Gough 🍦🌹or, hear me out:
🎶 With your lights, and your darks, and your wools, and your knits,
and your deli- and your deli- and your delicates!
What's in your basket? In your baaaasket,
LAUNDRY! LAUNDRY! LAUNDRY, EEE, EEE, EEE!
@dgriffinjones @samhenrigold @Lunatic_Moth (this is a great tune to sing while trying to get cranberry stains out)
Eloy. @ EH23Won't somebody help me fold the clothes away? Gimme, gimme, gimme a peg after midnight
Heliograph@samhenrigold hahaha I'd upload the entire suite of Deep Space Nine midis 😆 
awesome idea tho!!
awesome idea tho!!
Dan Lyke@samhenrigold a few entries down I discovered the announcement that there's been a new version of the Wilhelm Scream digitized from original sources....
Steven Rosenthal (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 audio The original ADR session of the most famous scream in cinema history has been found and is now on Freesound! Check out these alternate takes of "Man eaten by alligator" AKA "The Wilhelm." https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675810/ #postchat
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@samhenrigold I too have a Samsung, and that would totally work!!
Michael Gurski@samhenrigold what? Not Axel F from Beverly Hills Cop? Or that riff from Sweet Child of Mine?
Ari@samhenrigold Abba or Cher tho
Григорий Клюшниковafter reading this I'm trying to imagine a thread on xda-developers with a custom firmware for a washing machine
@grishka I found a reddit post and one of the comments had the phrase “bricked my dryer” which was more than enough indication that i was in way over my head
Adam ♿@samhenrigold @grishka link please!
otheorange_tag@samhenrigold straight up follow, not even lookin! 🤓🤓👍
Prof West Wing Chicken Shack
Eric Vitiello
Depeche Mode - Clean (Official Video)
Music video by Depeche Mode performing Clean (Official Video). (C) 2006 Digital Remaster Depeche Mode/Mute Records Limited, a BMG company, under exclusive li...
Peter Barnes@samhenrigold I’m now having this dystopian vision where the home automation detects the front door opening, and a massed chorus of fridge, toaster, coffee-maker, washing machine, dryer, toothbrush and microwave oven burst into the opening movement of Beethoven’s 5th.
Bornach
William Tell Overture on 7 Electronic Devices
@bornach @samhenrigold
Hilarious!
My personal favourite remains the music played on MRI machines (for example https://youtu.be/VYAvxe9X3s0) however most homes don’t have one.
Hilarious!
My personal favourite remains the music played on MRI machines (for example https://youtu.be/VYAvxe9X3s0) however most homes don’t have one.
MUSIC FROM MRI GRADIENT SYSTEM
Joana de Castro Arnaud
Alexander The 1st@samhenrigold I mean, now that you say that, my thought is to instead modify the MIDI playback so that each stage of the washing machine cycle plays a different MIDI during it, so that progress is audible (Using, for example, different looped sections of, say, this [ https://youtu.be/P3MBQciFeHo ]).
music genre: video game 2
`Da Elf@samhenrigold Ohhhhhh, if I cloud flash new sounds on to the washer, the would would be a much better place.
PastaThief@mary OMG, now I want to do that!!!
Colin Alworth@samhenrigold @thomasfuchs I didn’t know I needed this until this very moment.
Aeáro, a SeaWyrm 
A truly noble cause!
Dawn Tåke 🏳️⚧️@samhenrigold
I'd like to replace the lame-ass, damn near inaudible speaker with something I can hear. Also, maybe an awooga horn when it's done.
I'd like to replace the lame-ass, damn near inaudible speaker with something I can hear. Also, maybe an awooga horn when it's done.
Cysio 
@Tourma @samhenrigold (un)fortunately mine is IoT so it sends me a smartphone notification and my watch vibrates on my wrist then
@me @samhenrigold
Same. But the person who does most the laundry has only a Kindle Fire, which doesn't have the app on it. So I get the notifications even though I'm Nat even at home.
Same. But the person who does most the laundry has only a Kindle Fire, which doesn't have the app on it. So I get the notifications even though I'm Nat even at home.
Likely Jan LukasThe tune mine plays sounds suspiciously like a numbers station transmission.
I'd be genuinely afraid to open any part of it other than the door or the lint filter. 😳😱😂
Trammell Hudson
Momo@samhenrigold
Until now I didn't know that I need a drum machine, a 303 and a fm synth in my washing machine, but now I know... 🤯
@foone
Until now I didn't know that I need a drum machine, a 303 and a fm synth in my washing machine, but now I know... 🤯
@foone
Tathar is dragons! ΘΔ
Strobe - Domestic Droid Rights Foundation [MSGS MIDI]
Kee Hinckley@samhenrigold @foone Could you go a step further and adjust the agitate cycle to have a matching rhythm?
msgbi
kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️🌈@samhenrigold ... I now want washing machine MIDI played through 80s/90s MIDI devices. I want a MT-32 washing machine.
adingbatponder 
👾@samhenrigold TOTALLY ! You spin me right round... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (Official Video)
Sarah, The Website Therapist@samhenrigold @sabik I’d settle for the washing machine playing its tune after the door was released, rather than a few minutes before anything can be done about the sound.
@samhenrigold I prefer the stock LG melody https://youtu.be/5Y7rj98trow
LG Washing machine tune
Waterluvian@samhenrigold Sorry but you need to download the Samsung Samsings Companion App™ where you can purchase Tide Tunes™ and upload them to your dishwasher (Subscription required).
BlackPixelDust: Art 
@samhenrigold hearing the BeeGees "Staying Alive" after every laundry cycle indicates to me it has been a successful laundry session. ☺️
mirabilos@samhenrigold or disable the beeping altogether because it only annoys those who are out in the garden anyway, the rest of the house cannot hear the beeping from the basement
Lothus Marque@samhenrigold You may have mentioned it somewhere else and I just missed it, but what model is this that has the capability? Because I love this idea in general...
Simon Zerafa"Don't you forget about me" by Simple Minds would be a suitable track to play 😉
Colin Watson@samhenrigold I think I'd go for literally anything other than the Trout Quintet with a random six-note jingle stuck on the end
Ashton@samhenrigold dammit. Now I want that. Thanks.
Condorito@samhenrigold One day I shall have a car that upon startup informs me:
"REACTOR ONLINE
SENSORS ONLINE
WEAPONS ONLINE
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL"
37564@samhenrigold that would be cool and awesome and great i dont think anything will ever top the little jingle samsung washers have
QueeringW@samhenrigold awesome idea ❤️
technomancy@samhenrigold taking an argument all the way to the supreme court that using the final fantasy victory fanfare for a washing machine cycle complete notification counts as fair use