why do I support right to repair? simple: i want to upload my own MIDI files to my washing machine to play when it finishes a cycle without voiding my warranty
for the record, it would be the intro to Gimme Gimme Gimme.

@samhenrigold gimme gimme gimme
a load full of laundry
won’t somebody help me
wash the dirt all away

(disco noises)

@dgriffinjones @samhenrigold

or, hear me out:

🎢 With your lights, and your darks, and your wools, and your knits,
and your deli- and your deli- and your delicates!
What's in your basket? In your baaaasket,
LAUNDRY! LAUNDRY! LAUNDRY, EEE, EEE, EEE!

@dgriffinjones @samhenrigold @Lunatic_Moth (this is a great tune to sing while trying to get cranberry stains out)

@samhenrigold

Won't somebody help me fold the clothes away? Gimme, gimme, gimme a peg after midnight

@samhenrigold hahaha I'd upload the entire suite of Deep Space Nine midis πŸ˜†  awesome idea tho!!

@samhenrigold a few entries down I discovered the announcement that there's been a new version of the Wilhelm Scream digitized from original sources....

https://mastodon.online/@stevenrosenthal/110159064592435332

Steven Rosenthal (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 audio The original ADR session of the most famous scream in cinema history has been found and is now on Freesound! Check out these alternate takes of "Man eaten by alligator" AKA "The Wilhelm." https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675810/ #postchat

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@samhenrigold I too have a Samsung, and that would totally work!!
@samhenrigold what? Not Axel F from Beverly Hills Cop? Or that riff from Sweet Child of Mine?