The Borg queen on #StarTrek implies the existence of a middle class of Borg, the Borgeoisie
@flargh Admit it. You author great #StarTrek posts just to get likes out of me, right?
@gedeonm I certainly enjoy the...engagement.
@flargh Also implies a Borg king, bishops, knights, rooks and pawns.
@flargh @gedeonm That is so bad I dare not repeat it to my family. Bravo you wonderful bastard
@flargh PETER! We are going to have to take away your tooting privileges if this keeps up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@flargh As well as imply the existence of the Picardletariat!

@flargh I also think the existence of a Borg Queen and Borg Drones means thereโ€™s sweet sweet Borg Honey somewhere in the middle of their cubes.

Lt. Cmdr. Winnie the Pooh volunteers to go on a dangerous away mission.

@clunkclunk He's a redshirt. This mission is doomed.
@flargh I am of the TNG generation so heโ€™s just a member of the Command track.
@flargh Not in a feudal state, it doesnโ€™t.
@flargh great joke, though. ;-)
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Sorry I didnโ€™t reply for six months, I was trying to spell Borgeoisie
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That's not what bourgeoise means.
@flargh ๐Ÿ˜ซ, this one hurts!
@flargh this is an A+ contribution to the universe. Thank you for your service
@flargh seven of nine and locutus were probably considered borgeois
@flargh That would also imply the existence of the Borgletariat.
@flargh I'm trying to pronounce this and it's making me angry.
@flargh what does a star trek guillotine look like?
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Let us assimilate cake
@flargh ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

@flargh @Wraithe โ€œI only assimilate bespoke civilizations from my specifically curated list I keep on this sheet of latinum. One of the Ferengi drones did the calligraphy and scrollwork, isnโ€™t it *precious*.โ€

โ€œI feel we should maybe stop and examine-โ€œ

โ€œOH GOD HUGH, GIVE IT A REST!โ€

@bynkii @Wraithe "Is this biological distinctiveness gluten-free?"
@flargh โ€œgod, not another planet of Bajorans, Iโ€™m Keto this monthโ€

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So at one point, I spent some time plotting out a dark'n'gritty TNG sequel series where the Borg show up, assimilate the old enemies and start on Federation space. As a last-ditch effort, the Federation sends their remaining top-tier warship equipped with an Ultimate Weapon (designed by a traumatized Wesley Crusher) to the recently-discovered Borg Nexus world in an attempt to decapitate the hierarchy.

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At the end of it, they'd find out that the Borg ideal of bringing equality was long gone. The top of the hierarchy turned out to be the usual authoritarian clique, long past the point of any kind of competence and whose every whim would become the Collective's motivated action.

They invaded Federation space because someone looked at Earth and said, "ooh, shiny!" and that thought expanded into an invasion.

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(This was at a point in my life where I hadn't quite grasped that dark-and-gritty was not the same as smart or deep. The thing about Star Trek that makes it valuable is its sense of optimism about the future. So it's probably just as well that this didn't get off the drawing board in any form.)

@flargh Everyone who read hitch hikers guide knows what happened to them.