software update
LARPing
frenchmans cumsock
eating lava
can i get some advice
glomping
tonsure
cinderella
breaking bad
cringe
crying newborn
pronoun cinematic universe
vintage clown jewellery
long man jenkins
a million deaths upon you
period pussy
op is a doctor
himbus
purple
dog biscuits girl
ahead of their time
plague doctor (from early 2020)
2020
advice for a 14 year old girl
alexander the great
spussy
the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be
harry styles foot fetish
eh whatre ya gonna do
tw: tiktok
three sins for the price of one
splitting the atom
soap
tea, earl grey, hot
girlhood is a spectrum
one night stand
i hope this evil reaches you well
liveblogging
finally, an answer
try pinning wizard
the big mans a lad
allegoried
armenian
you did well on tumblr
chad doc ock
hunter
assigned female at barn
my oc
catgirl ethics
academie francaise
stupid ass decision
bad
hotcock
peace and love on planet earth
not how we use emojis
the hunt for red october
which way, western man
you can only boost this today
extremely powerful items
the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
whole lotta guys need stabbing
@stavvers amazing that someone would fact check what seems to be a joke.

@stavvers In Germany it went the other way around:

Police can only ban people from public premises unless they get called for trespassing.

Thus toilets got paywalled to enforce 1 user policies and also justify demolishing free public toilets.

@stavvers such an obvious twist that I didn't see coming I feel like I just watched an M Night Shyamalan movie

@stavvers
Apparently it was a made up fact lol (per OP)

ETA: oh no i got bamboozled into being a reply guy! Of course you're aware. Carry on.

@stavvers mm/dd/yyyy is crazy anyway

@stavvers

Never heard of no anti-fajita movement #JustSayin

@stavvers "Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only."

::Clown horn*2::

@stavvers That is EXACTLY how I want my family to tell everyone I'm being cremated.
@stavvers Moussaka for dinner tonight 🍆

@stavvers

I would boost this but then I'd have to boost the rest of the thread as well.

@stavvers people have finally rediscovered "make love not war"?
@stavvers the sheer dedication in this thread 👏
@stavvers the fact that you hang out at a barn makes you more likely female anyway. Of the many barns where i have kept my horses, the humans have always overwhelmingly been women
@stavvers This made me so happy to read.
@stavvers The horse knows what you are.
@stavvers Horses can teach you a lot about yourself, but only if you listen to them.
@stavvers Genuinely in my story I have warhorses owned by Valkyries who won't let anyone who isn't a woman near them and this literally happens with trans people they encounter. If anyone says it's unrealistic I'm showing them this.
@stavvers holy shit im losing it lmao
@stavvers holy shit i scrolled all the way to the top but @Tusky fuckin CLEARS ALL THE TOOTS IT LOADED WHEN IT REFRESHES SO I'M BACK HERE 😭
@stavvers surely even Alfred Molina is Chad Doc Ock, compared to the Virgin Peter Parker.
@stavvers TIL the Kardashians are Armenian (because their response would have been mine as well).
@stavvers TIL about the Kardashians? That would have been my thought too.