a million deaths upon you
period pussy
op is a doctor
himbus
purple
dog biscuits girl
ahead of their time
plague doctor (from early 2020)
2020
advice for a 14 year old girl
alexander the great
spussy
the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be
harry styles foot fetish
eh whatre ya gonna do
tw: tiktok
three sins for the price of one
splitting the atom
soap
tea, earl grey, hot
girlhood is a spectrum
one night stand
i hope this evil reaches you well
liveblogging
finally, an answer
try pinning wizard
the big mans a lad
allegoried
armenian
you did well on tumblr
chad doc ock
hunter
assigned female at barn
my oc
catgirl ethics
academie francaise
stupid ass decision
bad
hotcock
peace and love on planet earth
not how we use emojis
the hunt for red october
which way, western man
you can only boost this today
extremely powerful items
the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
whole lotta guys need stabbing
almost 90k votes now, he doesn't stand a chance
shadow self
happy sweet fat of the hog tuesday
don't forget
have a knife day
love me or hate me
no one tell him
live slug reaction
show some respect
phineas gage
bring your knife to work day
2, brute?
god made you in his image
if you live long enough to see yourself become a villain you can still be dead long enough to become a meme
@stavvers I open a lot of boxes where I work, so every day is bring your knife to work day.
@stavvers he thinks we've all got it in for him.
@stavvers
More importantly, the knife is in the _back_ of the bottle.
@stavvers I'dse don't know whatcha talking about...
@stavvers as much as I love your shit post thread it's now so large when I expand the posts my app crashes.

@stavvers so. ex. cited!

*squeals like a piggy*

@stavvers Reminds me of this scene from MST3K
@stavvers god damn I can't believe I missed it
@stavvers amazing that someone would fact check what seems to be a joke.
@Wildheart_Baby that's tumblr, babey
@stavvers not sure I ever got tumblr, maybe I needed to actually use it.

@stavvers In Germany it went the other way around:

Police can only ban people from public premises unless they get called for trespassing.

Thus toilets got paywalled to enforce 1 user policies and also justify demolishing free public toilets.

@stavvers such an obvious twist that I didn't see coming I feel like I just watched an M Night Shyamalan movie

@stavvers
Apparently it was a made up fact lol (per OP)

ETA: oh no i got bamboozled into being a reply guy! Of course you're aware. Carry on.

@stavvers mm/dd/yyyy is crazy anyway

@stavvers

Never heard of no anti-fajita movement #JustSayin

@stavvers "Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only."

::Clown horn*2::

@stavvers That is EXACTLY how I want my family to tell everyone I'm being cremated.
@stavvers Moussaka for dinner tonight 🍆

@stavvers

I would boost this but then I'd have to boost the rest of the thread as well.