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Sometimes I will do what I call A Walk Around the Neighborhood at Night, but this could also be reasonably called Yelling At Bunnies to Get the Fuck Back From the Street That's Where the Cars Go You Stupid Bunnies.
I swear to fucking god Wisconsin bunnies are sexually attracted to cars and it is exhausting.
Even for all the many great things about this website/federation/websitefederation, it sucks that we do not have Erren Michaels here as the darkly comic Resident Bunny Expert.
She has a bunny THE SIZE OF A FUCKING RACOON AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, I HAVE SEEN PICTURES.
Jen Torbeck Merrill@GrimmReality I need to see this Bunnicula bunny.
@LaughingAtChaos It's HUGE. You ever see people holding up those Maine cats and you think "There's no way that is just a normal cat?" It's like that.
@GrimmReality Holy shit. So part rabbit, part Maine coon, all internet legend.
Dr. Tineke D'Haeseleer@LaughingAtChaos @GrimmReality would it be crossbred with a Flemish giant? Look that up (maybe add rabbit to the search term 🤭 ) and omg the responses I’ve had when people see those rabbits!
Off Fleek Geek@GrimmReality Are they like THIS big? (just saw this video today, so it seems I was fated to pass it on!)
Giant rabbits having their spring greens
@GrimmReality @LaughingAtChaos If someone showed me a picture of those two I'd just assume it was a great photoshop job. This what happens when one of your neighborhood bunnies catches a VW Rabbit.
@OffFleekGeek @GrimmReality That’s a big bunny holy crap.
John Q. Liberty 🇺🇸@OffFleekGeek @GrimmReality my goodness what size pellets do they make?! On second thought never mind. I don't want to know.
TONIGHT on Bunny Cop!
Perez faces a crisis at home while Grimm takes on the case of yelling at more bunnies to go the other fucking way.
OhioCheryl@GrimmReality We have bunnies that hop lazily down the sidewalk in front of the barking, snarling dogs I am walking. Not sure if they are trolling the dogs and know they are leashed or are that dumb.
Mad Scientist 👨🔬⚗️🔬🦠💥@GrimmReality Hugh Hefner, if you’re listening…
ouinne@GrimmReality i am ALWAYS lecturing squirrels on road safety and NONE OF THEM LISTEN
@ouinne *sigh* you do what you can.
@GrimmReality we also have a reckless rabbit called Maud who lives in a briar bush near our house. Where a normal rabbit would run away when she sees dogs walking toward her, even if they’re leashed, Maud coldly stares down her nose at them til they’re nearly upon her although I tell her that she should not take such risks!
SpaceLifeForm
Argot_Robbie@GrimmReality I think you mean "passegiata."
Source: I once read The New Yorker cover to cover.
My name is Gloria Actually@GrimmReality I call that “being stalked by my own cat because she doesn’t like it when I leave the house after dark”
Hot Cross Bunny❤️🐇I'D HAD A LOT OF RUM, AND YES, PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME. I'M SORRY.
Ricki Yasha Tarr@GrimmReality Today's Subject of Rage: Bunnies that be trying to get run over.