Sometimes I will do what I call A Walk Around the Neighborhood at Night, but this could also be reasonably called Yelling At Bunnies to Get the Fuck Back From the Street That's Where the Cars Go You Stupid Bunnies.
I swear to fucking god Wisconsin bunnies are sexually attracted to cars and it is exhausting.

Even for all the many great things about this website/federation/websitefederation, it sucks that we do not have Erren Michaels here as the darkly comic Resident Bunny Expert.

She has a bunny THE SIZE OF A FUCKING RACOON AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, I HAVE SEEN PICTURES.

@GrimmReality Are they like THIS big? (just saw this video today, so it seems I was fated to pass it on!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmcyn3kaxdU

Giant rabbits having their spring greens

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@OffFleekGeek YES! THANK YOU.
Jen @LaughingAtChaos, seriously, hereyago!
@GrimmReality @LaughingAtChaos If someone showed me a picture of those two I'd just assume it was a great photoshop job. This what happens when one of your neighborhood bunnies catches a VW Rabbit.