Saucey Suz๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒ™

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You had me at โ€œtootsโ€๐Ÿ˜ป Earth Lover, Animal Lover๐Ÿพ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป Liberal. Being weird is my super power.
โœ”๏ธI cuss a lot.
โœ”๏ธPro Choice.
โœ”๏ธIf youโ€™re a MAGA, Iโ€™ll assume youโ€™re a cunt.
โœ”๏ธI like writing stupid Haikus.
We โค๏ธ Caturday. #CatsOfMastododon #Caturday
Sometimes I will do what I call A Walk Around the Neighborhood at Night, but this could also be reasonably called Yelling At Bunnies to Get the Fuck Back From the Street That's Where the Cars Go You Stupid Bunnies.
#Follow some nice people on #fediverse ๐Ÿ‘ซ

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When the humidity, temperature, and sunlight is just right, nature sculpts butterflies from ice crystals just because.

#Mindfulness #photography #ThankfulThursday

Moving out of Ohio to keep my #TransKid safe and my current employer won't let me take my hybrid job full remote, despite the reason.

Anyone got any full remote #CyberSecurity jobs open? I'm a blue teamer with experience in incident response, endpoint protection, email security, and SIEM engineering. Can probably settle in to #ThreatHunting or #ThreatIntel pretty quickly too!

#InformationSecurity

[Edit 2/19/23: I got a job! Fully remote, and they know I'm moving to a different time zone. Better title and a significant raise! Thanks to the DOZENS of people who responded with tips and leads.]

[Edit 7/10/23: We've relocated to Oregon and are getting settled into a lovely Portland suburb with more pride flags than cars. Cheers to a new life!]

I wish we could edit our toots. I always forget #hashtags lol Derrrp๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
William: Stop following me.
Vince: Iโ€™m not.
William: Dumbass..
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My face when no more coffee