Sometimes I will do what I call A Walk Around the Neighborhood at Night, but this could also be reasonably called Yelling At Bunnies to Get the Fuck Back From the Street That's Where the Cars Go You Stupid Bunnies.
Even for all the many great things about this website/federation/websitefederation, it sucks that we do not have Erren Michaels here as the darkly comic Resident Bunny Expert.
She has a bunny THE SIZE OF A FUCKING RACOON AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, I HAVE SEEN PICTURES.