Sometimes I will do what I call A Walk Around the Neighborhood at Night, but this could also be reasonably called Yelling At Bunnies to Get the Fuck Back From the Street That's Where the Cars Go You Stupid Bunnies.
@GrimmReality i am ALWAYS lecturing squirrels on road safety and NONE OF THEM LISTEN
@ouinne *sigh* you do what you can.
@GrimmReality we also have a reckless rabbit called Maud who lives in a briar bush near our house. Where a normal rabbit would run away when she sees dogs walking toward her, even if they’re leashed, Maud coldly stares down her nose at them til they’re nearly upon her although I tell her that she should not take such risks!