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Ian Coldwater 👻🌿says the guy understaffing an IT department
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George Mitchell
Kim Scheinberg@ian
I give it two weeks before he releases a feature named TORMENT NEXUS
I give it two weeks before he releases a feature named TORMENT NEXUS
Cheerful Warthog@kims @ian There was once a time when I thought Musk was just a quirky dude with some awesome ideas. Now, while I fully support the mission of SpaceX, I still think Tesla can be turned around, and I see the obvious benefits of StarLink, I just find him to be a fool with way too much more money than sense. There are a hell of a lot of competent people in SpaceX to look up to; one need not admire Elon.
Pamela Ehn@audreygwinter @kims @ian mostly what they did at SpaceX was isolate him and do end runs around him so he wouldn’t fuck up their work.
Timothy Wolodzko@ian says a guy whose business is electric cars and rockets, makes sense that now he's interested in dinosaurs. Every 5yo boy walks this path.
chriszanf
Alaric
cohomology is FUN!
Ralf Süss
Robert Prehn
@ian Oh god, but this is his new "man on mars" scam isn't it? He's going to start a dinosaur cloning business called InGen, the media is going to breathlessly cover him saying "dinosaurs within 10 years", and he's gonna somehow soak up billions in government grants.
Andy Cooper@ian Spared no expense.
Adam Panzer@ian but he spared no expense!
maya 
now at catgirl.globalhe would be the reason the dinosaurs go out, that's for sure 
John Turner@ian I’m team velociraptor on this one
Teaceratops/GameDev Mum@ian has he seen the movies? Because there has been a lot, and the rich/asshole/both always dies. It’s like the redeeming factor of the park - life, uh, finds a way.
@Teaceratops @ian although, yes, the movies are *complete* fiction; for example, there is a functioning hyperloop in one.
Paul@Teaceratops @ian In the first, and best, movie, Hammond lives.
In the book, not so much 🙂
Raphaël Pinson 
ersatzmaus@raphink @ian It was demoware for IRIX, but it did actually exist: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn_(file_manager)
SmudgiesMom@ian he’s such a toddler. 🙄
Ryubbert Narraetsor@ian I can't believe it took me several seconds to get the extent of the joke! 😅
Fi 🏳️⚧️@ian Which dinosaur do you think would be responsible for his abrupt exit from the movie?
My money's on a sauropod not noticing he's standing right where they're walking.
D. G. Marshall
Kevin Karhan 
@ian well, he actually wants the movie to happen...
eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)@ian Spared no expense! We even have an ice cream bar at the Torment Nexus!
Debbie Hill@ian the man is a idiot!
Dan Turner@ian Didn't stop to think if we should.
Fardels Bear
Max Riethmuller (TechLife)@ian what could possibly go wrong...
@ian oh wait, there's a whole movie franchise about what could go wrong... 🤣
andwhyisit@andwhyisit @ian I bet the cars aren't crashing by accident. It's the AI testing our limits.
Camiel Hirschberg@ian i imagine him announcing this in his classic spitball way "and uh..you..you..uhm...can feed the t-rex, we'll have a..a..a...a t-rex, and you uhm can also ride one for a price, yes yes, and uhm, you can also have your DNA spliced with a dino, we'll be launching a crispr set within 6 months (while saying this, you can see all the doctors on stage look at one another in disbelief)
Steve ( He / Him ) 🏴 🦇 🇵🇸@ian And whose experiments on apes came under scrutiny / inspection due to horrific results which leads me to believe he’d die pretty early in a real Jurassic Park
Litzz11@ian They've made, what, 6 or 7 of those movies? With each one involving an epic disaster due to massive hubris and incompetence? You'd think he'd get the message but ... no.
HFSH
Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino time!
@ian "Don't get cheap on me Dodgson. That was Elon's mistake."
Serene 117@ian oh my god……LMAO!!!!
@BecomingDiana@ian I nominate he gets dumped in the raptor cage.
André Medeiros 
@BecomingDiana that’s just mean, Diana. Why would you do that to the raptors?
T. J. Bombadil@ian ...only if Musky gets to play the lawyer in the toilet during the T-rex scene.
Corey Quinn@ian he spared no expense report
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Michael Collado@ian "Look, the park continues to function even after I unplug this... aaargh!"
John "John Davies" Davies ☑️@ian *Sees Elon hastily screwing a false bottom on a can of shaving cream*
Thomas H Jones IIAnd not paying leases or cleaning staff. With that kind of ownership... Oh. Wait. Even with ownership that didn't seem intent on cutting corners, shit went sideways.
CubeOfCheese@ian It seems like a lot of startup founders watch dystopian sci fi movies and think "that's a great idea!"
James Hart@ian look, there are 1200 “power transformers” parkside, of which ~40 are critical to Jurassic Park working at all, according to the ride control team.
Part of today will be turning off the “electric fences” bloatware.